Scuba Limericks

[onfloat]

There once was a man from Nantucket
Who had a hose so long he could tuck it.
with his back-up under his chin
He said with a grin
I'd go diving in a bucket.

 

[wetrat]

Nice! Hey I've been to Kailua (on Oahu) many times. Are you at that Kailua or on Kailua the big island? I dove with Aaron's last time I was out there. Awesome location there onfloat!

 

[stacey_n_jamie]

there once was a diver from campobello who thought of himself as a fine fellow he did commercial diving for money found recreational diving funny and used a double 50 cubic rig that he had painted yellow.

 

[onfloat]

Nice! Hey I've been to Kailua (on Oahu) many times. Are you at that Kailua or on Kailua the big island? I dove with Aaron's last time I was out there. Awesome location there onfloat!

Kialua on Oahu. I had a forced move to here from San Diego.

 

[Kevfin]

There once was a diver from Belize
All the women he liked to please
He had lots of skill
The girls he’d always thrill
Unlike me, I’m just a tease

 

[wetrat]

There once was a diver from Belize
All the women he liked to please
He had lots of skill
The girls he’d always thrill
Unlike me, I’m just a tease

Good to know you aren't just another dive ho, Kevfin.

 

[Fish_Whisperer]

Diving all day on Cozumel
Such tragedy you've never heard tell
To bask in the sun
May seem like fun
But it's really a terrible Hell.

(But please don't save me from it!) LMAO!

 

[Gidds]

There once was a lurking DM called Tony
Who caused some trouble by posting balogna
He liked to dive in all black with long hose and doubles
But right now they are the least of his troubles
Since somebody suggested I call him a candyassed phony....:10:

 

[wetrat]

There once was a lurking DM called Tony
Who caused some trouble by posting balogna
He liked to dive in all black with long hose and doubles
But right now they are the least of his troubles
Since somebody suggested I call him a candyassed phony....:10:

Heh, heh... you showed him! Hey Tony, look here!! :mooner::mooner::mooner::mooner::mooner::mooner:

 

[Gidds]

We'll see how long it takes him to find it
As usual folks all my limericks are based on actual events and people