Scuba Limericks

[Kevfin]

What’s with women, what’s the deal?
The complicated things they feel
Pain from a torturous Brazilian Wax
They just lay there and relax
Yet, a little mouse makes them squeal

 

[wetrat]

Diving bare naked Bubba did best
a scary sight, if I tell ya the rest
hair from his shoulders to his heels
a forest for playful sea lions and eels
on the surface seagulls can nest

And he's back!!!! ROTFLMAO :lol3:

 

[wetrat]

There once was a diver named Blair
Whose back was all covered with hair
It waved in the surge
And caused fish to converge
Black kelp stalks are really quite rare

 

[Fish_Whisperer]

:lol:

 

[wetrat]

A diver and wrestler named Gail
Had a match with a large killer whale
Jumped upon him fins first
Then in a huge burst
Slammed him on the sand by the tail

There once was a large killer whale
Who got slammed by a wrestler named Gail
He sulked off in shame
From then on was tame
Drowned his sorrows in whiskey and ale

She was a bully, this diver named Gail
Had a shark tattoo she got in jail
Her mom used to say
She got angry one day
And ripped out a kitty cat's tail

Gail married a diver named Ryan
Who wrestled a giant sea lion
Gail jumped in
Using dive knife and fin
The sea lion's widow was cryin'

Nary a creature that Gail couldn't beat
Not one beast with fins or clawed feet
Then one day on TV
WWF Under the Sea
A Great White shark shredded her meat

Not my best work, but you have to give me points for being prolific!

 

[Kevfin]

Not my best work, but you have to give me points for being prolific!

I'll give you 53 points. Not sure what they are good for, however do what you want with em, you earned them...

 

[wetrat]

I'll give you 53 points. Not sure what they are good for, however do what you want with em, you earned them...

How 'bout when I get to 100 points, you have to dive with me, as my buddy for sure this time?

 

[Blitz]

I would love to add something here, but all of the ones I come up with rhyme with Nantucket......

 

[wetrat]

I would love to add something here, but all of the ones I come up with rhyme with Nantucket......

There once was a diver named Blitz
Whose rhyme skills were on the fritz
He took Gingko Biloba
And gnawed on Jojoba
And now his brain never quits

 

[wetrat]

There once was a girl from Nantucket
Who kept her dive gear in a bucket
After she'd dive
She'd rinse it at five
With fresh water she would unmuck it