Scuba Limericks

[Fish_Whisperer]

LOL! Nice one!

 

[mermaid8773]

Spent the whole day Brazilian waxing.
When I should have been in the office faxing.
Don't want to pay someone else
I'd rather just do it myself
On my mind and body it's taxing!

 

[mermaid8773]

My rhythm is off much today.
It's too many drinks I must say.
I should go and wax
But my mood is just lax.
And then my bum would burn in the bay!

 

[TheRedHead]

Wax the brows, bikini, legs, and pit(s)
All with that fabulous little kit.
Ship them in by the boat,
Don't wanna look like a goat
Although it takes a week before I can sit!

:lol: Haven't seen you in a long time, Alix!

 

[mermaid8773]

Miss you too!!! How ya doin'? You asked for Brazilian ones....I can help there. Getting ready to re-do myself soon. Ouch. Must be why my rhythm is off. Thinking about pain instead.

 

[mermaid8773]

Sometimes its not about pain
It's about the smooth skin that you gain.
So I'll write a little poem
'Cause tomorrow I will show 'em
And they'll be just as sweet as sugarcane!

 

[Fish_Whisperer]

My daughter was tinkling the keys
When she let out an explosive sneeze
She leaned forward and shot
A huge wad of snot
Someone bring us a firehose please!

 

[mermaid8773]

I'm sitting here avoiding the inevitable!

 

[mermaid8773]

That is so wrong, fishie. Gotta love it!

 

[Fish_Whisperer]

Sometimes its not about pain
It's about the smooth skin that you gain.
So I'll write a little poem
'Cause tomorrow I will show 'em
And they'll be just as sweet as sugarcane!

:sofa: