Scuba Limericks

[mermaid8773]

My pain threshold for wax I will test,
For my man I want to look my best.
So I rip off the strip
Oh my God, what a trip!
In my pants I almost just messed!!!!

 

[mermaid8773]

Sometimes I crack myself up.

But, if you were doing a Brazilian, well, ummmm, you wouldn't be wearing pants. Guess I was doin' my legs in my head on that one!

 

[mermaid8773]

My family owns a printing company....I should compile all of these into a book form.....that would be funny as all get-out!

 

[Fish_Whisperer]

That is an awesome idea!

 

[mermaid8773]

Wonder if they would let me sell 'em on here.... cost + shipping..... it wouldn't be more than just a couple of dollars.....

 

[Fish_Whisperer]

I'll bet they would, as long as you didn't include photos of your wax job. You can send THOSE to me at.... er...

 

[mermaid8773]

If you want to rumble in the hay,
You must wax and here's what I say~
For men it's their backs-
For girls, bikini must wax
I guess I'll get started today!

 

[mermaid8773]

Frank~
LOL....I'm sure I have some somewhere! Or not.......

 

[TheRedHead]

Miss you too!!! How ya doin'? You asked for Brazilian ones....I can help there. Getting ready to re-do myself soon. Ouch. Must be why my rhythm is off. Thinking about pain instead.

You've got to come over to our new gripe at work thread and talk about bartending.

http://www.scubaboard.com/showthread.php?t=129665&page=4

I know you must have some great stories!

 

[Kevfin]

Diving bare naked Bubba did best
a scary sight, if I tell ya the rest
hair from his shoulders to his heels
a forest for playful sea lions and eels
on the surface seagulls can nest