Scuba Limericks

[Fish_Whisperer]

OMG!! These are GREAT!!

I thought I'd have me a wax
So I went to Madam Ruth's shack
She shaved my azz bare
Denuded that hair
T'was $12.59 plus tax!

 

[wetrat]

Scuba limericks are really quite odd
Some make us groan and some we applaud
One thing is for sure
They create a big stir
They're a PITA for the Scubaboard mod

 

[wetrat]

OMG!! These are GREAT!!

I thought I'd have me a wax
So I went to Madam Ruth's shack
She shaved my azz bare
Denuded that hair
T'was $12.59 plus tax!

SWEET!

 

[Fish_Whisperer]

Ruth waxed the Rat down to the skin
The poor thing just looked pale and thin
When she ripped off the towel
He let out a howl
While I looked up from my novel and grinned.

 

[wetrat]

Ruth waxed the Rat down to the skin
The poor thing just looked pale and thin
When she ripped off the towel
He let out a howl
While I looked up from my novel and grinned.

ROTFLMAO! Doubt I'll ever look too thin though...


Fish Whisperer loved to rip off the wax
He said it would help him to really relax
While he imbibed
He'd often get bribed
To do it while everyone watched and ate snacks

 

[wetrat]

Brazilian waxes are really a trip
Wax every hair less a small landing strip
If you wear a bikini
It can be teeny
But you better be careful that it doesn't slip

 

[wetrat]

A lonely young diver named Brian
Came face to face with a female sea lion
What happened next
Well... you'd be perplexed
And you thought gay marriage had everyone cryin'!

 

[Fish_Whisperer]

BWAHAHAHAHAHA!! Oh man.... *wiping tears of laughter*

 

[mermaid8773]

I brazilian wax every 4 weeks
So in my bikini nothing peeks.
While it is painful,
My sex life is playful
And what almost every man seeks!

Sometimes island life isn't so fun.......ouch.

 

[mermaid8773]

Wax the brows, bikini, legs, and pit(s)
All with that fabulous little kit.
Ship them in by the boat,
Don't wanna look like a goat
Although it takes a week before I can sit!