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Scuba Limericks

Discussion in 'Scuba Poetry' started by wetrat, Sep 14, 2005.

  1. Missdirected

    Missdirected Giant Squid

    # of Dives: 500 - 999
    Location: Tampa
    A dive student named Pierre
    Was enamoured of his instructor's derriere
    He reached for her leg
    She bashed out his reg
    And he gurgled out, "C'est la guerre!"






    Just got to thinking of all who have left... Gidds, Fish, Red, and Herbman. Thought I would try and post a smile :wink:
     
  2. Oriskany Divemaster

    Oriskany Divemaster Divemaster

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    There once was thread undetected
    that needed to be resurrected
    so out came a story
    of her own personal glory
    from one who's known as Missdirected



    ...and I'm spent.
     
  3. Missdirected

    Missdirected Giant Squid

    # of Dives: 500 - 999
    Location: Tampa

    One and you are spent :11:
     
  4. Oriskany Divemaster

    Oriskany Divemaster Divemaster

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    As an admittedly brilliant divemaster
    I thought my rhymes would come faster
    but now at my age
    though with experience and sage
    I just need more time to outlast her.
     
  5. Missdirected

    Missdirected Giant Squid

    # of Dives: 500 - 999
    Location: Tampa
    Stuck in the office alone
    With a screaming-azzed telephone
    I simply must dive
    Or I won't survive
    And I'll end up as dry as a bone!
     
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  6. Fish_Whisperer

    Fish_Whisperer Solo Diver

    # of Dives: 50 - 99
    Location: In a car underwater with time to kill....
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    I want to dive like a sub
    Living far from water's the rub
    But I don all my gear
    Choke back my fear
    And dive the HELL out of the tub!
     
  7. Azazel

    Azazel Guest

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    ok im not actually a diver ......yet ...... maybe some day but I was searching the net for lymrics and found this lymric lovers haven. I just had to be a part of the fun so heres my contribution!

    Sharon not one for appeal,
    began an affair with a seal.
    whilst on their dive,
    a shark caught the jive
    and the two became a meal.
     
  8. Fish_Whisperer

    Fish_Whisperer Solo Diver

    # of Dives: 50 - 99
    Location: In a car underwater with time to kill....
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    Ah yes, I'm a diver, 'tis true
    And I stick to my buddy like glue
    It may seem like a bore
    But she's curvaceous and more
    And all we do on the surface is have drinks with those little paper umbrellas in them.
     
  9. Jendra

    Jendra Barracuda

    # of Dives: 200 - 499
    Location: Central Indiana
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    There once was a diver named Jenny
    Making Scuba Board buddies of many
    She’d visit foreign land
    Gear up in the sand
    If diving she’d spend her last penny
     
  10. supercritical

    supercritical Angel Fish

    # of Dives: 25 - 49
    Location: Somewhere on this not so large planet
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    The ocean is my playground,
    Things I imagine doing abound,
    Alas! I am bound from inhaling a compressed breath,
    Stuck here doing homework for math.
     

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