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Scuba Limericks

Discussion in 'Scuba Poetry' started by wetrat, Sep 14, 2005.

  1. Gidds

    Gidds Orca

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    The limerick well is running dry
    I wish I could compose one that would make everybody laugh until they cry
    I'm in such a desperate state
    My limericks are really second rate
    Perhaps the muse will return by and by....:frown:
     
  2. Fish_Whisperer

    Fish_Whisperer Solo Diver

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    A charming young diver named Gidds
    Went diving one day near Madrid
    She saw a sea snake
    And blew through her tank
    And it's rumored her wetsuit had skids.




    *wondering if I should leap into a wood chipper now and just save Gidds the trouble of killing me* :D
     
  3. Fish_Whisperer

    Fish_Whisperer Solo Diver

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    Arrrrrr, 'tis a good day on the sea!!
    And oh, how good 'tis to be me!
    I drank coffee and Coke
    'til my molars were afloat
    And.. "WHAT??! NO HEAD?? I GOTTA PEE!!"
     
  4. Gidds

    Gidds Orca

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    :maniac:
    :maniac:
    :maniac:
    :maniac:
    :whack:
     
  5. dlndavid

    dlndavid 私は寿司およびアジア女性を食べるだScubaBoard Supporter

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    should have jumped in the chipper.
     
  6. Fish_Whisperer

    Fish_Whisperer Solo Diver

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    Indeed! :lol:
     
  7. woobie

    woobie Angel Fish

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    There once was a diver named Dave
    who wanted to explore in a cave
    He poked in his head
    Egad! was what he said
    and surfaced right in the wave.
     
  8. cys

    cys SoCal DIR

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    There once was a diver who blew,
    big chunks that looked kind of like stew,
    several seconds later,
    after he purged his regulator,
    fish feasted on the ejected goo.
     
  9. cys

    cys SoCal DIR

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    (variation on an earlier limerick)

    There once was a diver, I've heard,
    who sought a drysuit in exchange for a fox turd,
    said suit was feeble,
    the seller a dweezle,
    you should have consulted GI the III.
     
  10. Gidds

    Gidds Orca

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    Diveress Gidds is highly bored
    Her head hit the keyboard and she awoke because she loudly snored
    She's in the mood to slack
    And give other people flak
    You all might be saved if you cut her power cord :devil:
     

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