Scuba Limericks

[Gidds]

The limerick well is running dry
I wish I could compose one that would make everybody laugh until they cry
I'm in such a desperate state
My limericks are really second rate
Perhaps the muse will return by and by....:frown:

 

[Fish_Whisperer]

A charming young diver named Gidds
Went diving one day near Madrid
She saw a sea snake
And blew through her tank
And it's rumored her wetsuit had skids.




*wondering if I should leap into a wood chipper now and just save Gidds the trouble of killing me*

 

[Fish_Whisperer]

Arrrrrr, 'tis a good day on the sea!!
And oh, how good 'tis to be me!
I drank coffee and Coke
'til my molars were afloat
And.. "WHAT??! NO HEAD?? I GOTTA PEE!!"

 

[Gidds]

A charming young diver named Gidds
Went diving one day near Madrid
She saw a sea snake
And blew through her tank
And it's rumored her wetsuit had skids.




*wondering if I should leap into a wood chipper now and just save Gidds the trouble of killing me*

:whack:

 

[dlndavid]

should have jumped in the chipper.

 

[Fish_Whisperer]

should have jumped in the chipper.

Indeed! :lol:

 

[woobie]

There once was a diver named Dave
who wanted to explore in a cave
He poked in his head
Egad! was what he said
and surfaced right in the wave.

 

[cys]

There once was a diver who blew,
big chunks that looked kind of like stew,
several seconds later,
after he purged his regulator,
fish feasted on the ejected goo.

 

[cys]

(variation on an earlier limerick)

There once was a diver, I've heard,
who sought a drysuit in exchange for a fox turd,
said suit was feeble,
the seller a dweezle,
you should have consulted GI the III.

 

[Gidds]

Diveress Gidds is highly bored
Her head hit the keyboard and she awoke because she loudly snored
She's in the mood to slack
And give other people flak
You all might be saved if you cut her power cord