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Scuba Limericks

Discussion in 'Scuba Poetry' started by wetrat, Sep 14, 2005.

  1. wetrat

    wetrat Loggerhead Turtle

    # of Dives: 200 - 499
    Location: Vista, California
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    OK I'll start....

    There once was a diver named Joe
    Who liked to play games down below
    He said with a grin
    As he took off his fin
    "I swim with only one toe!" :D
     
  2. wetrat

    wetrat Loggerhead Turtle

    # of Dives: 200 - 499
    Location: Vista, California
    1,582
    2
    38
    Sheesh you guys... It's not that hard! Check this one out:

    There once was a girl from Aruba
    Who wanted to learn how to SCUBA
    She signed up for a class
    But fell on her ***
    Now she is learning the tuba!
     
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  3. wetrat

    wetrat Loggerhead Turtle

    # of Dives: 200 - 499
    Location: Vista, California
    1,582
    2
    38
    Oh c'mon. They obviously don't have to be GOOD limericks. Here's another:

    There once was a diver named Dave
    Who swam into an undersea cave
    He said with a grin
    As he kicked his way in
    Now everyone thinks I am brave
     
  4. H2Andy

    H2Andy Blue Whale

    # of Dives: 200 - 499
    Location: NE Florida
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    there once was a diver named peter
    who fancied himself a dive leader
    in finding the boat
    he did it by rote
    and with his noggin did hit her
     
  5. wetrat

    wetrat Loggerhead Turtle

    # of Dives: 200 - 499
    Location: Vista, California
    1,582
    2
    38
    Fantastic! Great job Andy! Anyone else...
     
  6. almitywife

    almitywife Vegemite Mod

    # of Dives: I just don't log dives
    Location: Sydney, Australia
    17,365
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    aplogizies now - i was dared to make something up using feral

    There was a young diver named Cheryl,
    Who when diving would go a bit feral
    Touching everything in site
    Giving the buff divers a fright!
    Dive with her at your own peril
     
  7. mongoose

    mongoose Nassau Grouper

    # of Dives: 200 - 499
    Location: Denton, TX
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    There once was this girl from Bonaire
    Who dove to three-thirty on air
    She convulsed arm and leg
    Then spit out her reg
    Now she sings with the angels upstairs
     
  8. wetrat

    wetrat Loggerhead Turtle

    # of Dives: 200 - 499
    Location: Vista, California
    1,582
    2
    38
    Great job guys! I am seriously enjoying this...

    wetrat
     
  9. diverberr

    diverberr Solo Diver

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    A diver with a BC by Zeagle
    Was said to have eyes like an eagle
    In a dark wreck he chose
    To follow his nose
    He should have been born as a beagle
     
  10. wetrat

    wetrat Loggerhead Turtle

    # of Dives: 200 - 499
    Location: Vista, California
    1,582
    2
    38
    Clever! Loved it. Thanks diverberr.
     

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