Scuba Limericks

[H2Andy]

when diving, one thing mandatory
to avoid is an ill-tempered moray,
but evade, if you can,
any woman or man
who considers the eel cenatory

 

[wetrat]

Cen´a`to`ry
a. 1. Of or pertaining to dinner or supper.


OK that WORKS!! Thanks Andy.

 

[itemize]

There once was a diver narked,
Who lost his way in the dark.
It was too late,
When he met his fate
In the mouth of a Great White Shark.

 

[itemize]

There once was a diver named Sue,
Too close after diving she flew.
To the chamber she went
When she got bent
Cause those bubbles grew and grew.

 

[H2Andy]

hehehe... nice work guys

 

[wetrat]

I've summoned the muse but she must be indisposed. Thank goodness you guys are taking over with such finesse!

 

[itemize]

There once was a fellow named Frank
Who decided to strap on a tank.
He thought in his head
"I must have too much lead"
As down to the bottom he sank.

 

[Rick Inman]

There once was a diver, I've heard,
Who treated his fellows like turds,
While on-line he would fight,
'Cause he always was right,
So they now call him King George the Third.

 

[Rick Inman]

There once was a diver named Andy,
Who liked to give little girls candy,
Now his buddies suppose,
That he cut his own hose,
But he died either way. Now that's dandy!

 

[BabyDuck]

there once was a diver named jim
who had the most horrible trim
his feet would just dangle
at a ninety-degree angle
it was so funny watching him swim!