MSilvia
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I'm trying to come up with a local one, but I can't seem to think of anything that rhymes with "Nantucket".
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underwaterangel
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Tribute to Scuba Jenny:
A girl diver once went to Nantucket,
she slept in a tent, til she struck it.
She dove in the ocean,
but she caused a commotion,
when they saw she was wearing a bucket!
A girl diver once went to Nantucket,
she slept in a tent, til she struck it.
She dove in the ocean,
but she caused a commotion,
when they saw she was wearing a bucket!
BabyDuck
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good one, erin!
MSilvia
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A DIR diver named Jake
practiced skills in a small nearby lake
He drilled and he drilled
so he wouldn't get killed
if he dove in the sea by mistake.
practiced skills in a small nearby lake
He drilled and he drilled
so he wouldn't get killed
if he dove in the sea by mistake.
MSilvia
Contributor
A niggardly diver named Stu
had a wetsuit his knees had worn through.
the suit let in the seas
and he thought he might freeze
'till he dipped it in neoprene glue.
had a wetsuit his knees had worn through.
the suit let in the seas
and he thought he might freeze
'till he dipped it in neoprene glue.
diverberr
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A self-proclaimed diving pro
For a shore dive he wanted to go
When he got to the beach
The water he couldn't reach
For the *Fundy tide was too low.
*For those that don't know, the Bay of Fundy has the World's highest tides.
For a shore dive he wanted to go
When he got to the beach
The water he couldn't reach
For the *Fundy tide was too low.
*For those that don't know, the Bay of Fundy has the World's highest tides.
metaldector
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I went to the dam to dive in dam water.
I asked the dam man, if I could dive his dam water?
The dam man told me I couldnt dive in his water,
So I damned the dam man, and told him to keep his damned water.
I asked the dam man, if I could dive his dam water?
The dam man told me I couldnt dive in his water,
So I damned the dam man, and told him to keep his damned water.
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wetrat
Contributor
Man, you guys are good... OK, here's another (lame) one:
There was a young diver named Nancy
Whose wetsuit was really quite fancy
It had sequins and sashes
That matched her eyelashes
Now she is dating Tom Clancy
There was a young diver named Nancy
Whose wetsuit was really quite fancy
It had sequins and sashes
That matched her eyelashes
Now she is dating Tom Clancy
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wetrat
Contributor
There once was a diver named Jane
Who had eaten so much she was lame
On the dive boat they found
She weighed 400 pounds
And decided they needed a crane
Who had eaten so much she was lame
On the dive boat they found
She weighed 400 pounds
And decided they needed a crane
Inspired by "I see why lobsterman hate divers... " http://www.scubaboard.com/showthread.php?t=15306
There once was a lobster trap thief,
Who caused honest divers endless grief.
When caught red handed,
He shoulda been branded,
And publicly shamed in his briefs.
There once was a lobster trap thief,
Who caused honest divers endless grief.
When caught red handed,
He shoulda been branded,
And publicly shamed in his briefs.
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