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Scuba Limericks

Discussion in 'Scuba Poetry' started by wetrat, Sep 14, 2005.

  1. Gidds

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    There once was an obnoxious diver called Mike
    He might save some gas if he decided to ride a bike
    He parks like a goof
    And laughs at spoof
    And if he continues to taunt me I'll have his head on a pike!
     
  2. Gidds

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    There once was a diving attorney
    Who really loved to take an underwater journey
    She dove with the sharks
    And discovered a dogfish never barks
    Right now she's probably watching a NASCAR tourny....
     
  3. Gidds

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    One day I went diving at a jetty
    The walk was long and I got pretty sweaty
    I was there in search of crab
    And many did I grab
    So I guess I can quit complaining and being petty...
     
  4. Gidds

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    I hate split fins
    If I had to wear them I'd cut off my own shins
    My buddies may taunt
    But my paddle fins I'll flaunt
    Wearing split fins is considored one of the greatest sins!
     
  5. Gidds

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    I hate divers who natter
    The stuff they fuss about really doesn't matter
    They squawk and :censored:
    If they don't shut up and leave me out of it a hissy I will pitch
    Maybe they should go diving instead of sitting in front of computers getting fatter :shakehead
     
  6. Gidds

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    If Gidds is bored and left to her own devices she composes scathing limericks
    Furthermore she scrutinizes, grumbles, and nitpicks
    She writes out her wrath
    Nobody is immune from this printed bloodbath
    Anybody who crosses Gidds, she verbally kicks!
     
  7. do it easy

    do it easy Assistant Instructor

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    Location: Chicagoland, USA
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    holy spit Gidds, slow down. You'll limerick yourself out or something.
     
  8. Gidds

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    Boy is everybody gonna be sorry they went off and left Gidds alone in the limerick thread
    This very thought should fill all hearts with dread...
    She is on an evil typing binge
    Snickering to herself about how everybody is gonna cringe
    As she demonicly composed the words bled....:devil:
     
  9. Gidds

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    Hush or I'll compose another one about you :evil:
     
  10. Gidds

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    I really love my drysuit
    It makes me toasty warm, not cold and slimy like a newt
    Drysuit hickies are a bit of a drag
    But I generally like diving in a nice dry bag
    Furthermore you really cannot beat a stylish rock boot :D
     

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