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Scuba Limericks

Discussion in 'Scuba Poetry' started by wetrat, Sep 14, 2005.

  1. GrierHPharmD

    GrierHPharmD Instructor, Scuba

    # of Dives: 200 - 499
    Location: Charlotte, NC
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    On a boat a young diver named Steve
    Ate a sandwich that you wouldn’t believe
    With onions quite ripe
    And large pieces of tripe
    That we saw when he started to heave
     
  2. GrierHPharmD

    GrierHPharmD Instructor, Scuba

    # of Dives: 200 - 499
    Location: Charlotte, NC
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    Though he’d gotten quite fat
    With hair thinning
    As a diver old Bob was beginning
    But he came up too fast
    From his inflator blast
    And his head just wouldn’t stop spinning
     
  3. Scubakevdm

    Scubakevdm ScubaBoard Sponsor ScubaBoard Sponsor

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    There once was a diver named Grier
    Who used to go south of the pier.
    He's since moved away,
    But I hope that someday
    He'll come down and join us for beer.
     
  4. Fish_Whisperer

    Fish_Whisperer Solo Diver

    # of Dives: 50 - 99
    Location: In a car underwater with time to kill....
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    Alas! I'd run out of air!
    So I signaled my pal for his spare.
    But the poor guy was narced
    And he meowed honked and barked
    So I hauled him up by his hair.
     
  5. Fish_Whisperer

    Fish_Whisperer Solo Diver

    # of Dives: 50 - 99
    Location: In a car underwater with time to kill....
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    Last weekend I felt pretty brave
    And entered the Vortex Spring cave
    My report was rebuked
    And my azz was nuked
    So I've now resolved to be behave.

    :D
     
  6. Gidds

    Gidds Orca

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    There once was a weasel and a monkey
    Chasing 'round the mullberry bush was getting pretty funky
    So they decided to go diving
    Now they're high-fiving
    Even if the water is all green and chunky...
     
  7. Gidds

    Gidds Orca

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    Has anybody noticed that Frank looks nekkid in his avatar?
    I'm suprised the mods let him get that far! :11:
    But he writes funny ditties
    And has a couple of kitties
    So I guess we'll put up with his antics since his limericks are always on par :wink:
     
  8. Gidds

    Gidds Orca

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    Gidds is stuck at home today
    She'd much rather be diving in the bay! :mad:
    She is annoyed and inclined to whine and fuss
    However she'll pretend to be a lady and won't cuss
    Gidds is grumpy and that's all we have to say! :28:
     
  9. Gidds

    Gidds Orca

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    There was once a DM who addressed everybody as Dude!
    This happens to put Gidds in a mood...
    Gidds likes to grumble
    But this guy is big so she won't start a rumble
    She'll just sit here and write limericks and brood...
     
  10. Gidds

    Gidds Orca

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    There once was a bald diver called Bill
    Split fins really gave him a thrill
    Into the current he turned
    He felt like he was in a washing machine as he was churned
    Now he's so dizzy his guts he may spill! :yuck:
     

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