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On a boat a young diver named Steve
Ate a sandwich that you wouldn’t believe
With onions quite ripe
And large pieces of tripe
That we saw when he started to heave
 
Though he’d gotten quite fat
With hair thinning
As a diver old Bob was beginning
But he came up too fast
From his inflator blast
And his head just wouldn’t stop spinning
 
There once was a weasel and a monkey
Chasing 'round the mullberry bush was getting pretty funky
So they decided to go diving
Now they're high-fiving
Even if the water is all green and chunky...
 
Has anybody noticed that Frank looks nekkid in his avatar?
I'm suprised the mods let him get that far! :11:
But he writes funny ditties
And has a couple of kitties
So I guess we'll put up with his antics since his limericks are always on par :wink:
 
Gidds is stuck at home today
She'd much rather be diving in the bay! :mad:
She is annoyed and inclined to whine and fuss
However she'll pretend to be a lady and won't cuss
Gidds is grumpy and that's all we have to say! :28:
 
There was once a DM who addressed everybody as Dude!
This happens to put Gidds in a mood...
Gidds likes to grumble
But this guy is big so she won't start a rumble
She'll just sit here and write limericks and brood...
 
There once was a bald diver called Bill
Split fins really gave him a thrill
Into the current he turned
He felt like he was in a washing machine as he was churned
Now he's so dizzy his guts he may spill! :yuck:
 
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