Scuba Limericks

[my1ocean]

GOOD ONE Fish!!!!

 

[mrjimboalaska]

hehehehe, nice


a diver must always consider
that water will cause you to shiver
and blue you will turn
unless without concern
in your wetsuit you do pee a river

Now THAT cracks me up!!!!!! nice

 

[PapaBob]

I dived with a bowlegged chick
Who was a master of the froglegged kick
'til she yanked on my hair
and cut off my air
Because I'd asked her to massage my sore neck muscles.....

You must have been a real wreck
If she was that upset bout your neck
Perhaps I am lame
And missed the point of this game
But I don't want to be going to "Heck"

---Bob
PS After all, this is a family forum.

 

[PapaBob]

The books tell me water to drink
Before to the depths I should sink
But this causes a pee
In my wetsuit you see
Now I'm as warm as friend Andy don't you think?

---Bob

 

[Kevfin]

The tide and surge of the ocean blue
reminds me of the nights I spent with you
the memories I'll keep
of diving down deep
Why'd you run off with Lou?

 

[Fish_Whisperer]

You must have been a real wreck
If she was that upset bout your neck
Perhaps I am lame
And missed the point of this game
But I don't want to be going to "Heck"

---Bob
PS After all, this is a family forum.

:lol: Nice.... LOL!

 

[wetrat]

It's great to drop in for some rhyme
It seems to have been quite some time
All the locals are here
Drinkin' whiskey and beer
And bad rhyming still isn't a crime

 

[my1ocean]

The tide and surge of the ocean blue
reminds me of the nights I spent with you
the memories I'll keep
of diving down deep
Why'd you run off with Lou?

Love It!!

 

[my1ocean]

In your wetsuit you may need to pee,
but if you don't flush you'll stink badly!
So, up with your legs
through the neck purge your reg
but your cajones may shrink from the cold sea.

 

[Fish_Whisperer]

Upon a turtle's back did I ride
Through waves and surf and the tide
We swept through the sea
Best friends became we
So narced, I thought I had died.