Scuba Limericks

[MSilvia]

Don't you worry, I take no offence.
Those who do I find somewhat intense.
I don't care 'nuff to ask
which way you stow your mask.
Do whatever you think makes good sense.

As for game threads, just look... you can tell
that the numerous posts there are, well...
not the best that I've seen,
and since you're still green,
I'll direct you to this URL:

http://www.scubaboard.com/showthread.php?t=72776

My game thread crusade's course has run.
I suggested it mostly in fun.
Try to log in but can't?
You might see why I rant,
But it's not a big deal, so I'm done.

 

[dherbman]

redhatmama where are you?
your absence here has made us blue
hyperthyroidism was your last post
favorite of mine it was not the most
your posting here is overdue

 

[my1ocean]

Curse this wind that's been blowing for weeks!
It's filled the bay with white streaks!
The engines are cold from idle days
no divers on deck to brave such waves.
The howl from the palms seems to speak,
it says "there'll be no tips for you to keep!!"

 

[Jcsgt]

There once was a wee little diver
Who had become quite the conniver
He grabbed his buddy's fin
And got kicked in the chin
Now he's not so much of a jiver

 

[Jcsgt]

There once was a diver named Cooper
Who thought he would spear him a grouper
But the grouper was pissed
When Cooper's spear missed
And bit Ol' Coop in the pooper!

 

[Fish_Whisperer]

There once was a prankster named Bart
Whose jokes were quite off the charts
His dive buddy Frank
Dropped off his tank
And the ol' prankster filled it with farts.

 

[ThatsSomeBadHatHarry]

thoughts of finals week fills me with fear
i still have to collect some more gear
at an elevated rate
i'll drive to the ocean state
the diving life for me surely is near

 

[Fish_Whisperer]

I dived with a bowlegged chick
Who was a master of the froglegged kick
'til she yanked on my hair
and cut off my air
Because I'd asked her to massage my sore neck muscles.....

 

[wilkie]

That's, a real bueaty man, moppimg my screan off, geez!

 

[wilkie]

Ok; I've all 84 pages of this crap, most funny, some more serious, and a ration of whining. However as this started as a humor thread, I've finnaly come up with one:


I heard of a diver named Art
Thought burietos 'fore diving was smart.
Till he found with a- shock
what's called a reverse block.
Had to wait there down deep for a fart!!