Scuba Limericks

[Fish_Whisperer]

On eBay I bought a used mask
So sure it was up to the task
But it flooded and broke
And I nearly croaked
That's one dive that flat kicked my azz!

 

[PapaBob]

There once was a girl with red sox
Who found a magic globe in a box
She gazed in and said “Whoa!”
“I just found Nemo!”
“This globe from the box really rocks!”

---Bob

 

[mikerault]

Love it...great picture!

Mike

 

[PapaBob]

Mike:

Thanks. It was a composite I did for a NAPP competition. The original girl and globe image (B&W) was a public domain stock image created by MisterMast. The free usage came with the requirement that he get credit for the base image. So this is the credit. Wanna keep things legal for Pete.

---Bob

 

[my1ocean]

Everyone should claim "Mine, is the sea!"
And care for her as God's gift to thee.
Treat her as if she were your honey,
No! Protect her like money,
and we'll share what my1ocean is to me.

 

[Fish_Whisperer]

A sea turtle sang poetry so sweet
I thought that was really quite neat
Then the coral grew hands
And there were eyes in the sands
Getting narced is a glorious treat!

 

[Fish_Whisperer]

My shore entry was going so well
'til my BC slipped down and I fell
Trounced by the tide
I rolled laughed and cried
"OMG, dudes!! What the hell!?!?"

 

[my1ocean]

You're a true poet, fish.

 

[Fish_Whisperer]

You're a true poet, fish.

Thanks, man... You've come with some great ones, too!

 

[my1ocean]

"Come," said the Jewfish, "come into my lair.
I'll show you wonders you'll ne'er see in air.
Like a child in Wonka's home,
through all the seas we'll roam.
I have so many wonders to share!"