Hi Matt: You don't want to upset Frank with the truth, do you? Actually, the shark and blue background are a shot I took in Walkers Cay. I "sunk" the ruins into the picture.
---Bob
---Bob
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How the winds are whipping the sea,
so to the limerick board I flee,
it's been quite a while
since I wrote in this style
and I return with heartful YIPEEE!!!
so to the limerick board I flee,
it's been quite a while
since I wrote in this style
and I return with heartful YIPEEE!!!
OYe!, all you witty limerickers!
Such a happy board, rather than bickerers!
I read with a snort
and a facial contort
and my ribs ache from all my snickers!!
Such a happy board, rather than bickerers!
I read with a snort
and a facial contort
and my ribs ache from all my snickers!!
mikerault
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There once was a manta named Ray
whose body was really quite grey
he swam too near the quay on painting day
now his body's the color of whey!
Mike
whose body was really quite grey
he swam too near the quay on painting day
now his body's the color of whey!
Mike
mikerault
Contributor
There once was a Manetee named Sue
who from pollution was covered with goo
came along a concerned diver
who swam long beside her
and cleaned off the goo from Sue!
Mike
who from pollution was covered with goo
came along a concerned diver
who swam long beside her
and cleaned off the goo from Sue!
Mike
mikerault
Contributor
There once was a diver named Mike
whose semi-dry suit was to tight
he attempted a dive
barely made it alive
so he sold the tight suit he didn't like!
Mike
(Help me I'm limericking and can't get up....)
whose semi-dry suit was to tight
he attempted a dive
barely made it alive
so he sold the tight suit he didn't like!
Mike
(Help me I'm limericking and can't get up....)
greengullypony
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Ok the lotto comission is at your door with a cheque for 1million seya
Fish_Whisperer
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Aboard the Red Tide did we sail!
Tho the wind was whippin' a gail!
We guzzled gallons of rum
'til we were half dumb
And recycled it all in a pail!
Tho the wind was whippin' a gail!
We guzzled gallons of rum
'til we were half dumb
And recycled it all in a pail!
MSilvia
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I just got back my Bare drysuit.
The new neoprene socks are a hoot.
'Though to save a few bucks,
I bought black Converse "Chucks"
for the price of a single Rockboot.
The new neoprene socks are a hoot.
'Though to save a few bucks,
I bought black Converse "Chucks"
for the price of a single Rockboot.
MSilvia once did post
It's non diving threads he hates the most
They clog the board and make him squeal
Though this one seems to him ideal
I wonder if it's me he'd roast
It's non diving threads he hates the most
They clog the board and make him squeal
Though this one seems to him ideal
I wonder if it's me he'd roast
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