Scuba Limericks

[PapaBob]

A ScubaBoard member named rat
Gave Bob a pat on the back
To this I say thanks
So lets don some tanks
And get our diving down pat!

---Bob

 

[Gidds]

Today Gidds is feeling whiney
She's sick of being on dry land sitting on her hiney
However the ocean is too cold
Despite the fact that she is rather bold
Besides the ten foot surf makes her feel tiny....

 

[MSilvia]

In the winter dry suits can't be beat.
Underwater they hold in your heat.
'Though the suit makes it fine,
I'm not diving in mine,
'Cuz the factory's changing the feet.

 

[PapaBob]

Gidds:

I like chicken of the sea much better than Demon Red Eye. Thanks. I was getting worried.

---Bob

 

[PapaBob]

The deep sea archeologist Mark
Found some ruins his interest did spark
He set up a pic
And as camera did click
He was greeted by resident shark.

—Bob

 

[PapaBob]

So, did the shark scare everyone away?

---Bob

 

[wetrat]

So, did the shark scare everyone away?

---Bob

Sometimes my limerickerciser dies and needs a few weeks to regenerate. It'll be back up soon, Bob!

 

[Fish_Whisperer]

The deep sea archeologist Mark
Found some ruins his interest did spark
He set up a pic
And as camera did click
He was greeted by resident shark.

—Bob

Wow!! Where was that taken, Bob? Awesome photo! What ruins are those?

 

[MSilvia]

A scubaboard poster named Bob
showed a picture that made our hearts throb
Though the ruins were blue,
the sharks colors showed too,
so it looked like a Photoshop job.

 

[Fish_Whisperer]

Damn... I thought it was Atlantis, man! Hrmph!!