Scuba Limericks

[PapaBob]

The ocean in spite of the sun
Had a temp of just 71
Maybe I’m getting old
But to me it was cold
Didn’t stop me from having some fun!

---Bob

 

[PapaBob]

There were bugs all over the reef
Mostly shorts I was unable to keep
One big guy I snared
Tonight will be prepared
As a side dish from out of the deep.

---Bob

 

[wetrat]

Nice Bob! Thanks for sharing. 71 cold, though? Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh, if only!

 

[TheRedHead]

There was a young diver named phud
and every dive date was a dud.
He went to the show,
Gidds dealt him a blow.
Too bad his name is now Mudd.

 

[TheRedHead]

There was a young diver named Gidds
who wanted five hellions as kids.
Wetrat was at the head of the pack,
and Gidds gave him such a smack
The doctor had to replace his eyelids. :laughing:

 

[TheRedHead]

Gidds is at Sea Rovers today,
Her wrath we have held at bay.
But when she returns,
It's our turn to squim,
for surely she will have her say!

 

[TheRedHead]

Is old Gidds really down and out,
We wondered of her whereabouts?
Mity made her a thread,
and they chopped off her head,
reworking old bodies with her pout.

 

[Fish_Whisperer]

T'was a sweaty and steamy fling
Gidds and a box of Ring-Dings
Those pastries I smelled
'til I was mitten-biffed all to hell
And now, the blues do I sing!

 

[photohikedive]

I went to see gidds with some pics
enclosed in a 'vlope with no licks
her face was a surprise
when she saw them with her eyes
and said you guys are all dix!

 

[photohikedive]

RHM had warned me not to show
not even one altered photo
I could not resist
even if she got pissed
we missed Gidds and she had to know