Scuba Limericks

[dherbman]

Damn Gidds, that doesn't even rhyme.

 

[Gidds]

shut up herbinator! :light:

 

[Wayward Son]

Because apparently there is nothing more inspiring than diving and bodily functions. Do a search for "farting at depth". There is a thread on this subject that just will not die and is several hundred posts long.
*looks around*
Now where is that rat?

That thread was the inspiration for my last. It was there that I 1st read of a whale fart. I think it was there...

 

[Wayward Son]

Why must you abuse such a beautiful art form, by filling it with flatulence?

It's my way...

 

[Fish_Whisperer]

I went on a trip to Key Largo
But my gear got diverted to Fargo
'tho t'was quite lewd
I dove in the nude
And fell in love with a grouper named Margot.

 

[Fish_Whisperer]

A fireworm crawled up my leg
And then slithered into my reg
I hopped and shook
Like a fish on a hook
For the first-aid kit I did beg

 

[Fish_Whisperer]

Diving "Christ Of The Deep"
It's lovely to sleep
On the bottom with sweet manta rays
'til a stray barracuda
Tried to mate with my scoota'
And my tranquility faded away


*Okay... Not technically a limerick. Crucify me...

 

[TheRedHead]

Frank is in fine form today.

 

[Fish_Whisperer]

My booty is nasty indeed!
"Sink The Stink" is just what I need.
I guzzled it down
With nary a frown
And chased it with a nice mug of mead!

 

[PapaBob]

Lack of divin was havin me b***hin
Lack of nitrogen had me a twitchin
My wife said ... OK!
Get your *** wet TODAY!
Divin always is better than wishin.


---Bob