Scuba Limericks

[wetrat]

Hey RHM! Riguerin gave me your message when we were diving Sunday - thanks for the headscratch. Tell Gidds I'm still lookin' for that ring, lol!

 

[TheRedHead]

Hey RHM! Riguerin gave me your message when we were diving Sunday - thanks for the headscratch. Tell Gidds I'm still lookin' for that ring, lol!

Stay away from Giidds. She has turned her avatar green and her eyes are glowing red. Scary.

 

[wetrat]

Stay away from Giidds. She has turned her avatar green and her eyes are glowing red. Scary.

Uh oh.... she will make me do evil things again... :evil_4: Hate being a rodent!

 

[TheRedHead]

Be careful Wetrat!

 

[Kevfin]

Shart, fart, piss, and poo
What has this forum come to
No more limericks fill my time
Haiku, sonnets, and simple rhyme
Suitable for stalls of a loo

 

[wetrat]

Shart, fart, piss, and poo
What has this forum come to
No more limericks fill my time
Haiku, sonnets, and simple rhyme
Suitable for stalls of a loo

Ha! Nice one and welcome back, Kevfin.

 

[Kevfin]

Ha! Nice one and welcome back, Kevfin.

Thanks John.

The doctors allow me to come on-line when I agree to take my meds... :439:

 

[Wayward Son]

Rumble from the deeps
Shimmering it rises up
Good God a whale fart!

 

[photohikedive]

Why must you abuse such a beautiful art form, by filling it with flatulence?

 

[Gidds]

Because apparently there is nothing more inspiring than diving and bodily functions. Do a search for "farting at depth". There is a thread on this subject that just will not die and is several hundred posts long.
*looks around*
Now where is that rat?