Scuba Limericks

[photohikedive]

if ever a trip to jamaca
ask ol jam if he'll take ya
if beautiful booty
is what you want to see
his lovely ladies will surely amaze ya

 

[TheRedHead]

Never!
Ok i'll conform to whatever the format seems to be here, had started a thread earlier but it died a slow death here.

Limericks are an old Irish tradition, best spun when yer in yer cups.

First 2 lines rhyme, 3 and 4 rhyme, but not with 1 and 2. And 5 rhymes with 1.

And they're supposed to be saucy, not nice.

 

[Wayward Son]

Deep down try to fart
Oops it is really a shart
On the boat eyes burn.

 

[TheRedHead]

Deep down I want to fart
with all my soul and all my heart
On the boat her eyes burn.
Her head reels, stomach turns
It comes like thunder, what a start!

:laughing:

 

[Wayward Son]

:f:

 

[waterbearer]

Bravo!

 

[El Orans]

Applause to all writers. We're not worthy to read them...

 

[dherbman]

I boldly went where I should not
And it was there that I got caught
Mama said that it was prose
At her then I did thumb my nose
At least in here I can't get shot

 

[TheRedHead]

The rifles dear man are at the ready
Adjust your mask and made it steady
You found the time
and made it ryhme
Don't let success make you heady

 

[Wayward Son]

RHM, to convert mine to a limerick it needs to retain the core essence, which is a shart. A shart is what happens when you go to fart but it's something more:

Deep down I want to fart
with all my soul and all my heart
On the boat her eyes burn.
Her head reels, stomach turns
It comes like thunder, it's a shart!