Oh, one of those Wayward Words like chooters. Perfect. 
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Wayward Son
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When you think shart, think Warhammer
I'd say that's the magnum opus of sharts.
I'd say that's the magnum opus of sharts.
Supernal
Contributor
Cue the Warhammer Maneuver!
Wayward Son
Contributor
Pressure starts to build
Painful cramps rumble below
Warhammer begins.
Painful cramps rumble below
Warhammer begins.
Wayward Son
Contributor
My mask on forehead
Rescue diver panics now
Don't save me, I'm fine.
Rescue diver panics now
Don't save me, I'm fine.
Drysuit zipper opens wide
Relief from deep I can not hide
Off gassing came from dinner past
If I'm to dive, I can not fast
One short whiff, my buddys died
Relief from deep I can not hide
Off gassing came from dinner past
If I'm to dive, I can not fast
One short whiff, my buddys died
OP
wetrat
Contributor
Occasionally, I've tinkered with real poetry like you guys, but I keep coming back to the good ol' limerick!
Gotta love the kungfu shart
It kicks you with a running start
And in your drysuit
Just let it toot
'Cuz sharting is a martial art!
Gotta love the kungfu shart
It kicks you with a running start
And in your drysuit
Just let it toot
'Cuz sharting is a martial art!
All this prose of gas and poo
Make me think no less of you
If it weren't for this here thread
I'd think this place had just dropped dead
It's now the time for bread and stew
Make me think no less of you
If it weren't for this here thread
I'd think this place had just dropped dead
It's now the time for bread and stew
OP
wetrat
Contributor
Bravo!
Wetrat is back!
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