Scuba Limericks

[Kevfin]

:58: You guys are in so much trouble!

I'm all Giddy waiting for a response...

 

[PapaBob]

You guys gotta stop teasing Gidds. Otherwise you are going to get her red "demon eye" and I really want her avitar to return to normal. In the meantime, Kev, pass the popcorn please.

---Bob

Not to change the subject but......

 

[PapaBob]

Last weekend I got to see
The new IMAX “Deep Sea 3D"
Howard and Michelle Hall
Let you experience it all
You will love it, just take it from me.


---Bob

 

[PapaBob]

I once knew a diver named Lee
Who hated his picture you see
He said “Make my Dive”
And I am lucky to be alive
But not in my wetsuit did pee.


---Bob

 

[photohikedive]

I once knew a diver named Lee
Who hated his picture you see
He said “Make my Dive”
And I am lucky to be alive
But not in my wetsuit did pee.


---Bob

where was this shot taking, great looking water!

Holy dangles award though.

 

[PapaBob]

It was shot off of the inside edge of the third reef about mid Boca Ledges. The water was adjusted in Photoshop. Just to be clear, this was a requested pose and the gun was not banded. We do follow the cardinal rule of "never point a gun, banded or unbanded, in the direction of a fellow diver." Small exception for photographic license. Still, it makes a good theme for a limerick.

---Bob

 

[Kevfin]

Sammy dove with a ton of pride
all types of diving he had tried
100fsw for 40 minutes spent
with a quick ascent was soon bent
in a chamber he did ride

 

[wetrat]

Sloppy Sam's reg was corroded
His backplate was worn and his wing was all bloated
On a dive boat in Truk
His gear ran amock
That was the day that his first stage exploded

 

[PapaBob]

A bumbling diver named Hap
Would go diving with all sorts of crap
His gear oft did fail
And Hap would then wail
"Another dive offa the map!"

---Bob

 

[wetrat]

A bumbling diver named Hap
Would go diving with all sorts of crap
His gear oft did fail
And Hap would then wail
"Another dive offa the map!"

---Bob

Bob, you're awesome!