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Scuba Limericks

Discussion in 'Scuba Poetry' started by wetrat, Sep 14, 2005.

  1. Gidds

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    The limerick muse has come to visit me today
    While the rest of you have gone out to play
    I'd rather go dive
    But the limerick thread must thrive
    I guess I'll just sit here and do this for the rest of the day :sigh:
     
  2. Gidds

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    You should never eat bacon before a dive
    You should wait at least an hour or five
    Your tummy will grumble and growl
    Your bowels will start to howl
    You will have to do a Warhammer Maneuver for your buddies live :yuck:
     
  3. Gidds

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    MOFsters make great shark bait
    Especially if they are carrying too much weight
    They shouldn't be nosey
    And if they do they should watch where they mosey
    Or else they should just resign themselves to thier fate :jaws:
     
  4. Gidds

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    I like olives in my martinis
    Furthermore I think cosmopolitans are for weenies
    Never drink and dive
    If you want to come back alive
    Only drunken divers wear silly looking beanies :rolleyes:
     
  5. Gidds

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    A certain place beginning with a "Z" is for diving riff-raff
    Before I'd go over there I'd take up a career bathing a giraffe
    They are lewd, loud, and can't follow the rules
    Furthermore I bet they all pee while training in pools
    To be welcome there one must commit a serious virtual diving gaff :28:
     
  6. Gidds

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    Pelicans fly like fighter jets
    I doubt pelicans make very good pets
    When the pelicans come to play
    Unwary divers might be in the way
    Not getting "bombed" is not one of the best bets....
     
  7. Gidds

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    How may pages of limericks can I write in a row?
    I bet I can compose a lot since the board is pretty slow...
    I will poetically rant and rave
    And generally just barely behave
    My style of limericking has sunk pretty low....:frown:
     
  8. Gidds

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    Everybody should dive wearing 7mm of neoprene
    It will keep you tropical warm as you descend into the frigid green
    Waters of New England are filled with marine life
    Getting down to see it shouldn't be cause for strife
    To go diving in the Far Frozen North you really must be pretty keen...
     
  9. Gidds

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    I hate a leaky mask
    If it floods constantly I'd rather sit on the beach and bask
    Water up my nose
    Generally it really blows
    I'd rather go mix chemicals in a flask...
     
  10. Gidds

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    I'm going to write limericks until they come out my nose
    And spill out onto the floor over my toes
    Limericks are good
    Limericks are great
    I'll write limericks all day since I really suck at prose...
     

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