Scuba Limericks

[Gidds]

There is an insidious quasi-criminal faction known as MOF
Thier gossiping, snooping, blethering, and back-stabbing is enough to turn anybody off!
While they talk about diving a lot
They're always working some sinister plot
The only way to escape thier evil clutches is to run off!

 

[Gidds]

There once was a pirate who loved to natter
To him, with whom, did not really matter
Well he trolled...
And he lurked....
And annoyed Gidds until she beat him to tatters
:whack:

 

[Gidds]

There is a Troll named Herb
There really is nothing too obnoxious for him to blurb
Apparently at work he has nothing to do
His writing is really only fit for the walls of the loo!
We really ought to deport him to some suburb

 

[dherbman]

There once was diva named Gidds
Whose posts often raised both eyelids
Though sometimes she's naughty
More often she's haughty
And that's why she scares little kids

 

[Gidds]

:lol:

you were supposed to be insulted that I was writing bad limericks about you

 

[dherbman]

You'll have to try harder. I have been impervious to insults since 1992.

 

[Gidds]

 

[El Orans]

you were supposed to be insulted that I was writing bad limericks about you

There's no such thing as bad publicity...

 

[PapaBob]

A couple of divers named Kelly
Now swim belly to belly
As the clothing flew
They snatched the krazy glue
Instead of the KY Jelly.

---Bob
ANOTHER LA DROPOUT

 

[TracyKent]

The Croc Hunter, he was Steve
All the animals, he would peve
Until swimming the ocean
a stingray made a motion
and the Earth, the Croc Hunter did leave.

RIP, Steve Irwin (The Crocidile Hunter)