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Scuba Limericks

Discussion in 'Scuba Poetry' started by wetrat, Sep 14, 2005.

  1. Gidds

    Gidds Orca

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    There is an insidious quasi-criminal faction known as MOF
    Thier gossiping, snooping, blethering, and back-stabbing is enough to turn anybody off!
    While they talk about diving a lot
    They're always working some sinister plot
    The only way to escape thier evil clutches is to run off!
     
  2. Gidds

    Gidds Orca

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    There once was a pirate who loved to natter
    To him, with whom, did not really matter
    Well he trolled...
    And he lurked....
    And annoyed Gidds until she beat him to tatters
    :whack:
     
  3. Gidds

    Gidds Orca

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    There is a Troll named Herb
    There really is nothing too obnoxious for him to blurb
    Apparently at work he has nothing to do
    His writing is really only fit for the walls of the loo!
    We really ought to deport him to some suburb
     
  4. dherbman

    dherbman Instructor, Scuba

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    There once was diva named Gidds
    Whose posts often raised both eyelids
    Though sometimes she's naughty
    More often she's haughty
    And that's why she scares little kids
     
  5. Gidds

    Gidds Orca

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    :lol:

    you were supposed to be insulted that I was writing bad limericks about you
     
  6. dherbman

    dherbman Instructor, Scuba

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    You'll have to try harder. I have been impervious to insults since 1992. :wink:
     
  7. Gidds

    Gidds Orca

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    :rolleyes:
     
  8. El Orans

    El Orans ScubaBoard Supporter ScubaBoard Supporter

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    Location: The Netherlands
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    There's no such thing as bad publicity... :D
     
  9. PapaBob

    PapaBob ScubaBoard Supporter ScubaBoard Supporter

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    A couple of divers named Kelly
    Now swim belly to belly
    As the clothing flew
    They snatched the krazy glue
    Instead of the KY Jelly.

    ---Bob
    ANOTHER LA DROPOUT
     
  10. TracyKent

    TracyKent Barracuda

    # of Dives: 100 - 199
    Location: Kimball, TN
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    The Croc Hunter, he was Steve
    All the animals, he would peve
    Until swimming the ocean
    a stingray made a motion
    and the Earth, the Croc Hunter did leave.

    RIP, Steve Irwin (The Crocidile Hunter)
     

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