Scuba Limericks

[Bob_B]

A mathematician called Babbit
Put some simple sums to a rabbit.
The rabbit replied
I must learn to divide,
With me multiplication's a habit

 

[Fish_Whisperer]

Raised the bar on the limerick prose
From the sewer to a sweet-smelling rose
Now let's open that bar
Get lit like the stars
And sing songs 'til they finally close!

 

[Kevfin]

At the bar I stayed 'til they finally close
Numb from my head to my toes
After more than a few drink
Life’s rosy and pink
Yum, this magical elixir that erases the woes

 

[wetrat]

Oh how I love my tonic and gin
Only two bucks from a cheap liquor bin
I down 17 drinks
'Till my breath really stinks
Then pierce my ears with a dull safety pin

Actually, haven't done that since college, but I do miss it!

 

[PapaBob]

I thought I had a record for gear
Until Chris Bangs posted this picture here
I may sound like a fool
But his rigs make me drool
Chris, come to Florida and I’ll buy you a beer!

---Bob

 

[wetrat]

I thought I had a record for gear
Until Chris Bangs posted this picture here
I may sound like a fool
But his rigs make me drool
Chris, come to Florida and I’ll buy you a beer!

---Bob

heh, heh... nice one! I photo inspired limerick!

 

[TheRedHead]

I'm waiting for a limerick about a Brazilian wax... :drejnd:

 

[wetrat]

I'm waiting for a limerick about a Brazilian wax... :drejnd:

Okey Dokey....! :mischief:

There's nothing quite like a Brazilian wax
Not whipping yourself or sitting on tacks
And if you're a diver
Here's the high fiver
They're somewhat less painful than shark attacks

or how 'bout this one....

There's nothing quite like a Brazilian wax
Ripping all hair from wrinkles and cracks
But you'll slice through the water
Like a hairless sea otter
While diving nekkid off rental kayaks

 

[TheRedHead]

Okey Dokey....! :mischief:

There's nothing quite like a Brazilian wax
Not whipping yourself or sitting on tacks
And if you're a diver
Here's the high fiver
They're somewhat less painful than shark attacks

or how 'bout this one....

There's nothing quite like a Brazilian wax
Ripping all hair from wrinkles and cracks
But you'll slice through the water
Like a hairless sea otter
While diving nekkid off rental kayaks

LMAO..priceless!

 

[wetrat]

Diver Dan has long stringy dreadlocks
Hot chiseled abs and a sinewy buttocks
The chicks always swoon
When he dives at high noon
Then he revives them with high O2 Nitrox