Scuba Limericks

[Fish_Whisperer]

Oh spammers and phishers galore!
Wading through e-mail is such a chore!
But my new enhanced breasts
Will stand any test
And I don't need a BC anymore!

The male enhancement went wrong
It was s'posed to enlarge my d__ [song(?) gong(?) eh...]
But the li'l guy didst shrink
And all I do now is drink
And toast the memory of once having a schl____ er.... Dulamong! Yeah!

(Please don't ban me! I'm sorry... So very sorry...)

 

[TheRedHead]

Oh my gosh, that was hilarious!

 

[wetrat]

Oh spammers and phishers galore!
Wading through e-mail is such a chore!
But my new enhanced breasts
Will stand any test
And I don't need a BC anymore!

The male enhancement went wrong
It was s'posed to enlarge my d__ [song(?) gong(?) eh...]
But the li'l guy didst shrink
And all I do now is drink
And toast the memory of once having a schl____ er.... Dulamong! Yeah!

(Please don't ban me! I'm sorry... So very sorry...)

Made my day... thanks FW :laughing:

 

[wetrat]

I once knew a diver named Enus
A secret we had just between us
When he'd descend
His wetsuit would bend
All his blood would run straight to his p****!

OK now we need a Susannah limerick....

 

[wetrat]

A wiley young coder from Savannah
Who went by the name of Susannah
Read limericks from Frank
While martinis she drank
Her laughing was heard in Montana!

Or... the last line could have banana in it...

 

[Fish_Whisperer]

LMAO!! Good ones, John!

 

[Kevfin]

My best friend isn't mean
Helps me stay trim & lean
Makes me feel alright
Anytime day or night
I sure love caffeine

 

[Kevfin]

Billy wanted to be a seal
An all black wetsuit was his deal
On the surface he’d flounder like an albatross
Oh, my what a horrible loss
A sharks neoprene seal-a-meal

 

[Fish_Whisperer]

:lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[TheRedHead]

You guys have really raised the bar!