Scuba Limericks

[Fish_Whisperer]

OMG...... Great ones, Kev!

Me and my dive computer, you see,
Have a most combative history
It tells me sweet lies
While I growl and sigh
Accusing it of most wretched trickery

 

[wetrat]

OK, OK, tried the straight and narrow...

Diver Dee has a high pressure hose
From first stage to second it goes
Like Kevfin's light
Comes in handy at night
Let's just say it curls her toes

 

[TheRedHead]

Hey y'all, I tried to get some limericks going on another thread and the topic is dumping (whatever way you want to take that).

 

[wetrat]

So we shouldn't feel too bad about our PG-13 limericks RHM?

 

[Kevfin]

Let's just say it curls her toes

You guys are so creative. There is something about limericks that conjure up mental images... they’re more than the sum of their parts. Even if they make me perspire & a little flush.

 

[TheRedHead]

You guys are the kings of limerick! Even the PG-13 ones conjure hilarious images. I hope this thread never dies!

 

[wetrat]

You guys are so creative. There is something about limericks that conjure up mental images... they’re more than the sum of their parts. Even if they make me perspire & a little flush.

Jeez Kevin - better include yourself in there! You've come up with some OUTRAGEOUSLY good limericks!!

 

[wetrat]

I hope this thread never dies!

Me too! It's great - always puts me in a good mood! Thanks for your great limericks RHM!

 

[RadRob]

Lying in bed, watching the tele
Next to, I think her name is Shelly
She says “I feel like a piece of meat”
So I hit the street
Over to see her friend Kelly

 

[Fish_Whisperer]

In a dusty old western saloon
I played ragtime and stride at high noon
Tempers grew hot
Everyone drew fast and shot
And now there's holes in the spittoon!