Scuba Limericks

[Kevfin]

On a live aboard there was Jay
in my bunk he wanted to lay
Holding my knife
I invoked my wife
I don't swing that way

 

[TheRedHead]

Kevfin, that's hilarious!

 

[Kevfin]

Kevfin, that's hilarious!

Thanks...

But, is it clean??? :klo:

 

[TheRedHead]

Personally I think scubaboard is squeaky clean. If you compare it to the blogs written by so-called teenagers, it make me blush. My god! I think the adults need to be protected from the kids.

 

[Fish_Whisperer]

My god! I think the adults need to be protected from the kids.

Gawd... Ain't THAT the truth!? LOL

 

[Kevfin]

SB'rs are a clean crowd
No naughtiness allowed
Unlike a young blokes blog
about drugs, music, and snog
Such purity makes me proud. :jestera:

 

[PapaBob]

Unless my log is mistaken
No dives since last year I’ve been makin
Seas and weather play tricks
On my nitrogen fix
I must dive so my hands will stop shakin


---Bob

 

[underwaterangel]

Hee hee.. Thanks, Bob. I'm doing my level best to keep it clean.

The level isn't quite centered on some Those cheese ones were not dirty but they were nasty.

 

[RadRob]

All I have to say
Is while diving one day
We got bent
To the chamber we were sent
Me and my scubadog, Jake

 

[Fish_Whisperer]

The level isn't quite centered on some Those cheese ones were not dirty but they were nasty.

Flatterer! :05: eyebrow