Scuba Limericks

[Fish_Whisperer]

For the cheese I sincerely repent
So to the rinse point I immediately went
My gear is pristine
No longer "UNCLEAN!!"
And it didn't cost me a cent.

 

[underwaterangel]

I appreciate the loss of the cheese,
Those limericks made me gag & wheeze.
Between you and WetRat,
At my computer I sat,
Since the nausea made me weak in the knees.

 

[RadRob]

Billy Bob was out diving
The corals and fish were thriving
He “went” in the water
And made it much hotter
His buddies were not high-fiving

 

[wetrat]

Hark! Hear ye my sad tale of woe
Wetsuit cheese rhyme now must go
While repulsive and rude
Offensive and crude
I achieved a new personal low!

 

[wetrat]

Diver Dan was sippin' Kool-Aid
Doin It Right to make the grade
His gear was all black
He was on the right track
He became the class visual aid

 

[wetrat]

Rats are quite nasty, yes they are
Lurkin' and postin' near and far
And don't ask 'em to dive
Any time after five
You'll find 'em belly up to a bar

 

[Kevfin]

No limericks about cheese, sex, or drugs
Only things like water, fish, crabs, and bugs
Make them clean and blah
With barely a “ha”
Now lets have some PC “feel good” group hugs

 

[Kevfin]

My wife alone in the night
It's her common plight
In her nightstand she did reach
For a subject here I can’t breach
Only to find my dive light

 

[Kevfin]

My small back up light I did need
A twist to turn on indeed
But to my surprise
No light to my eyes
Only it’s vibrating would succeed

 

[Kevfin]

Diving adventure galore
From my local dive store
The pitch doesn’t fail
Buy all this gear for sale
Of dive stuff, I can always use more