Scuba Limericks

[underwaterangel]

I think I'll hang out in the Dog Park. Maybe someone will take me home as a pet.:51:
I promise I won't show or use my quatrain, please don't cut it off.

ftroest: It's ok hun... nobody's gonna hurt ya.....



Unless you get strident or cranky again. :whack:

 

[Fish_Whisperer]

"Let's go diving!" the buxom lass said
So I grabbed all my gear from out of the shed
But the sky turned so gray
And it thundered all day
So we stayed home and snuggled in bed!

 

[RadRob]

Snuggling after is only right
But I slipped away during the night
She was more than pissed
It was me she missed
And the next day, we had a huge fight

 

[Fish_Whisperer]

OUCH!! LOL!!

When the fighting and screaming are done
And neither one of us have won
The struggles are hell
But it all turns out well
'cause the making up is so FUN!

 

[Bob_B]

We tell children, to give them a fright,
About "Things That Go Bump In The Night!"
But rather than frightful,
Some bumping's delightful,
When the bumpers are doing it right

 

[Fish_Whisperer]

Nice one, Bob!

T'was closing time down at the bar
I'd had way too much whisky by far
Everyone had gone home
At the piano alone
I played blues to the twinkling stars

 

[RadRob]

After a night at the bar drinking
From smoke, my clothes were stinking
I threw them in the washer
Had a glass of water
And about puking, I was thinking

 

[Kevfin]

Bubbles, rubber duck, diver toy
Bath time's fun for this boy
Adulthood for some a high cost
Forever their childhood lost
Splish'n and splash'n, what a joy

 

[PapaBob]

I was amazed when I first took a look
At the limericks in this little nook
So my message to Pete
Make SB complete
And publish some in a new book.

---Bob

Fish, 542 is great! I am sure we could all contribute but this is, after all, a family website.

 

[Fish_Whisperer]

Hee hee.. Thanks, Bob. I'm doing my level best to keep it clean.