Scuba Limericks

[Bob_B]

Didn't bother me.. It was funny...

 

[Bob_B]

This may only make sense to a programmer... plus the fact that it 1am..

A programming genius called HEAP
Had trouble in getting to sleep
So he made his lambs troup
through a huge FOR-NEXT loop
FOR 1 TO 10000: NEXT sheep.

 

[Bob_B]

Scubaboard is a wonderful place,
where even if we aren't face to face ,
we can have a good time
and sometimes make a rhyme,
even it the time is a waste

 

[Fish_Whisperer]

Dove with a fella in Davy Jones' Locker
But what he did there was the ultimate shocker
Inverted and bowed
He released a brown cloud
And scared the hell out of the gawkers!

 

[SmokeAire]

I spied a starfish with arms abundant
They seemed to me to be redundant
I watched the sea star as I floated and hovered
The sassy thing reached for where my bathing suit covered

 

[TheRedHead]

A DIR diver named Ann,
did helicopter turns once again.
With her head hanging down,
face clenched in a frown,
she drilled a big hole in the sand!

 

[Fish_Whisperer]

A new scuba diver named Bart
Took a giant stride out for a start
Then on a lark
He kissed a big shark
Unfortunate and not smucking fart.

 

[SmokeAire]

A DIR diver named Ann,
did helicopter turns once again.
With her head hanging down,
face clenched in a frown,
she drilled a big hole in the sand!

:laughing:

 

[SmokeAire]

A new scuba diver named Bart
Took a giant stride out for a start
Then on a lark
He kissed a big shark
Unfortunate and not smucking fart.

:rofl:

Good censorship avoidence!

 

[Fish_Whisperer]

:lol: