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underwaterangel
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Waxing, plucking and shaving,
ways to remove hair that's misbehaving.
Tho some hurt more than others
the thought makes me shudder.
That a man would do this, is crazy.
ways to remove hair that's misbehaving.
Tho some hurt more than others
the thought makes me shudder.
That a man would do this, is crazy.
We gotta get offa this body hair thing or I am going to need something stronger than Angel's coffee.
The Palm Beach Post has this video clip regarding the Delray outfall. CLICK HERE. It inspired the following ditty.
The Delray outfall does spew
Tons of sewage the fishies will chew
If a friend catches fish
and serves it up on a dish
I would not eat it! Would you?
---Bob
The Palm Beach Post has this video clip regarding the Delray outfall. CLICK HERE. It inspired the following ditty.
The Delray outfall does spew
Tons of sewage the fishies will chew
If a friend catches fish
and serves it up on a dish
I would not eat it! Would you?
---Bob
Fish_Whisperer
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Nice one, Bob! How disgusting that they would discharge that sewage into the ocean like that... 
Horrible...
Although 'tis true the fish may abound
This horrible act is unsound
They churn out that crap
Like a political trap
Please don't eat the bass that are brown!
Horrible...Although 'tis true the fish may abound
This horrible act is unsound
They churn out that crap
Like a political trap
Please don't eat the bass that are brown!
SmokeAire
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ScubaBOBuba:
Fish_Whisperer:
A fish with hair
I'd rather eat a bear.
Now we return you to our reguraly scheduled (ab)normal limericks.
PS: I hope this didn't sound strident. :drejnd:
Bob_B
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Some (ab)normal people insisted
That no originality existed
Well hang onto your hat
cause I think you'll see that
most here are really kinda twisted!
That no originality existed
Well hang onto your hat
cause I think you'll see that
most here are really kinda twisted!
Fish_Whisperer
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LOL! Nice one, Bob! (What, me twisted?)
Why does everything taste just like chicken?
Although poultry can be so finger-lickin'!
If the avian mac and cheese
Makes you cough gag and sneeze
Then to the pans your chicken may be stickin!
Why does everything taste just like chicken?
Although poultry can be so finger-lickin'!
If the avian mac and cheese
Makes you cough gag and sneeze
Then to the pans your chicken may be stickin!
Bob_B
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The limerick packs laughs anatomical
Into space that is quite economical
But the good ones I've seen
So rarely are clean
And the clean ones so seldom are comical
Into space that is quite economical
But the good ones I've seen
So rarely are clean
And the clean ones so seldom are comical
Fish_Whisperer
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:lol: Oh man... Bob, you're GOOD!!
Bob_B
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Diving wet in cold water must go,
cause the cold makes a man...well, you know,
Shrivel up like a raisin.
I find it amazin'
There exist any young Eskimo.
cause the cold makes a man...well, you know,
Shrivel up like a raisin.
I find it amazin'
There exist any young Eskimo.
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