Scuba Limericks

[SmokeAire]

I prefer my coffee with out cream
It tastes better I think it seems
My chest hair, its strength, does grow
I have to shave it or it will show.

The tangled matts it would create
I think a lot of women would surely hate
The spiders nest within would be
A very big turn off even for me.

 

[RadRob]

Whether out in the sea or on land,
I always have my dive light in my hand.
On my mind is nothing but diving,
That’s what I think about while driving.

For always thinking of diving,
My wife says I am crazy.
At least I get off the couch,
And am not lazy.

I love to dive from boats,
Because the open sea is great.
If I don’t like my buddy,
I leave him as bait.

Until next time,
I am done.
This talk of diving,
Sure is fun.

(switched styles a few times, but hey, I am new to this thread)

 

[underwaterangel]

I prefer my coffee with out cream
It tastes better I think it seems
My chest hair its strength does grow
I have to shave it or it will show.

The tangles matts it would create
I think a lot of women would hate
The spiders nest within would be
A very big turn off even for me.

:scared: eeewwwwwwwww

One diver had so must chest hair,
when he dove, his fellow divers he did scare.
Once in the water, it would ebb & flow with the tide
if you looked just right, it looked like it was alive.
But it did attract alot of sea life when he was there.

 

[Fish_Whisperer]

In chest hair I am deficient, it seems.
The blame I must lay on my genes.
They number but three,
Named "Sam, Bess, and Dee"
When pulled, I emit girlish screams.

 

[underwaterangel]

:rofl:

 

[SmokeAire]

When I was a teen my chest was bare
But my head was full of hair
But now in years my chest hair grows
And unhappily my head skin shows

 

[TheRedHead]

:rofl:

Frank's got the rhythm...

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and found out that it was quite true. (A)
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From:

http://www.poetryteachers.com/poetclass/lessons/limerick.html

 

[RadRob]

The older I get,
The more places hair grows.
I used to cover it up,
But now it just shows.

It started on my head,
and moved to my chest.
I can't shave my back,
But I try my best.

I have hair in my nose,
and in my ears.
I pluck my eye brows,
and trim my ***** with shears.

 

[underwaterangel]

Frank spent time with Sam, Bess and Dee,
He lamented that that was all there was to see.
So rather than have chest hair so lame,
he decided that smooth was the game.
So his shreaks were heard from sea to shining sea.

 

[Fish_Whisperer]

BWAHAHAHAHA!!!

Just me and me bottle of Nair
Went to work on me pesky chest hair
Scrubbed 'em real well
But it still hurt like hell
When I ripped 'em out on a dare.