Scuba Limericks

[SmokeAire]

LOL! Nice one, Bob! (What, me twisted?)


Why does everything taste just like chicken?
Although poultry can be so finger-lickin'!
If the avian mac and cheese
Makes you cough gag and sneeze
Then to the pans your chicken may be stickin!

Was my sig. his inspiration?
Is this a case of plagiarism?
SG1 was the root of my note
Jackson and Carter I did past quote.

 

[TheRedHead]

Drunk as a lord in Cozumel,
Wake up and my head feesl like hell.
I must get hydrated,
I just can't get saited.
This coffee's not working too well.

 

[SmokeAire]

Drunk as a lord in Cozumel,
Wake up and my head feesl like hell.
I must get hydrated,
I just can't get saited.
This coffee's not working too well.

You know this day you will dunk
Why did the day before did you get drunk?
Plan your dive and dive your plan
All the asprin won't hold your hand.

 

[Bob_B]

There was a Brave Diver named Sam
who feared nothing he'd seen on land
but while diving at dark
he encountered a shark
and soiled his suit as away he swam

 

[Fish_Whisperer]

Drunk as a lord in Cozumel,
Wake up and my head feesl like hell.
I must get hydrated,
I just can't get saited.
This coffee's not working too well.

Egad... Been there, done that. *wince!*

 

[TheRedHead]

The diver who just left Cancun,
called the Plaza Resort for a room.
He flew into Bonaire
and shaved all his hair
was deported not a minute too soon.

 

[Bob_B]

Here is one that covers he chicken and drinking theme.

Eat more Chikin' is what the cows say,
in those little ads for Chic-fil-a
but I'll stick with my beef
after diving the reef
have a 12 pack and then hit the hay

 

[TheRedHead]

Old Sam loved to bathe on the beach
and bum drinks from his friends like a leach.
In bliss he did snooze,
all covered in ooze,
While the gulls flew away with a screech.

 

[Bob_B]

A "B" at the top of your test
Denotes that you aren't the best.
While "A Plus" receivers
Are over-achievers,
You're there in the back with the rest.

 

[TheRedHead]

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