Scuba Limericks

[RadRob]

Wearing only a BC in bed is weird
“You are so crazy,” she cheered
She laughed and giggled
As I danced and wiggled
What I’d do tomorrow, she feared

 

[Fish_Whisperer]

Oh man.... I've got one, but it would get me sooooo banned. LMAO Argh!!!!

 

[Cacia]

The one you wrote for me, frank?

 

[Fish_Whisperer]

Well... Not really a limerick, but here goes! LOL

Catherine the Great
Aboard a boat did debate
On whether to continue the cruise!
The little whine babies
And their mothers with rabies
Just gave her a case of the blues!
With her beautiful eyes
And sinewy thighs
She was seduced by a merman one day
She paused a moment to linger
To give the boat jerks the finger
And then happily, with her merman, swam away.

 

[TheRedHead]

The one you wrote for me, frank?

He wrote you one too? And I thought I was special....

 

[Fish_Whisperer]

A diver named RedHatMama
Set sail one day for Bahama
The fish partied below
Their smiles aglow
As they whirled her in a Samba!

 

[TheRedHead]

Changed my mind...

 

[RadRob]

Writing women personal limericks
Fish whisperer and his gimmicks
He’s good with the ladies
Until he makes babies
This guy, I will mimic

 

[Fish_Whisperer]

LMAO! No more babies for me. I've fulfilled my biological imperative.

(erases really horrid, depressing limerick) ... Need more coffee to recover my sunny disposition....

 

[wetrat]

I once met a diver named Abby
A full-figured gal but not flabby
Ample of breast
And diving obsessed
Her bouyancy wasn't too shabby