Scuba Limericks

[wetrat]

We'll see how long it takes him to find it
As usual folks all my limericks are based on actual events and people

And those are the best!

Gregarious Gidds took a dive one night
Strapped to her leg a stick of dynamite
She went to descend
Approached Tony's rear end
All that we saw was a flash of light :vuur1:

 

[wetrat]

Oh, umm... before I go any further, does Tony ever get out to the west coast?:icoeek:

 

[Gidds]

I'm not sure but you're gonna get me in trouble when this all comes to light...

 

[TheRedHead]

And those are the best!

Gregarious Gidds took a dive one night
Strapped to her leg a stick of dynamite
She went to descend
Approached Tony's rear end
All that we saw was a flash of light :vuur1:

Classic wetrat. Gidds has a crush on Tony and now I'm going to DIE. *running from Gidds*

 

[wetrat]

Classic wetrat. Gidds has a crush on Tony and now I'm going to DIE. *running from Gidds*

This definitely calls for a limerick... no time for me to write one right now.... someone?

 

[wetrat]

Alright then, I'll do it!

Upon Big Tony Gidds has her eye
Long hoses and doubles never lie
A crazy Italian
A virtual stallion
He and John Holmes are prolly a tie

Gidds, if you and Tony ever get to San Diego my name is JOHN SMITH....
and I'm a cagefighter.

 

[TheRedHead]

*running to get Gidds*

 

[wetrat]

*running to get Gidds*

Ohmigod now I'm dead.

 

[TheRedHead]

Ohmigod now I'm dead.

:laughing:

 

[Gidds]

Gidds came in with lp hose and mittens a blazin'
She'll pay back ol' wetrat for his nasty hazin'
A mitten biff here
An lp hose flog there
If wetrat lives to write another limerick it will be damn amazin'