Scuba Limericks

[wetrat]

Gidds came in with lp hose and mittens a blazin'
She'll pay back ol' wetrat for his nasty hazin'
A mitten biff here
An lp hose flog there
If wetrat lives to write another limerick it will be damn amazin'

You're cute when you're angry!

 

[riguerin]

Alright then, I'll do it!

Upon Big Tony Gidds has her eye
Long hoses and doubles never lie
A crazy Italian
A virtual stallion
He and John Holmes are prolly a tie

Gidds, if you and Tony ever get to San Diego my name is JOHN SMITH....
and I'm a cagefighter.

John, I thought you were a swimsuit model

 

[wetrat]

Great limerick BTW!

 

[wetrat]

John, I thought you were a swimsuit model

No, no Rick.... that's just a hobby!

 

[TheRedHead]

Wetrat doesn't value his life
Her temper is worse than a wife
Gidds blows her stack
and Wetrat's a snack
to be savored on the end of a knife.

 

[Gidds]

Nothing winds up Gidds more than being told she is cute when mad
The consequences for poor wetrat are several orders of magnitude beyond BAD
Gidds knows several fine recipes for rat
Her serving utensil of choice is an aluminum BAT!
When Gidds is done anything remaining of the rat will indeed be very sad...

 

[TheRedHead]

"Oh Wetrat," she said with a sigh
I'm sorry but you must die
You cannot be saved
Your offence is too grave
Bend over and kiss you azz goodbye!

 

[wetrat]

Eek!! Sorry Gidds! *Rat scampering away.....*

 

[wetrat]

Lol RHmama these are some of your best limericks! How cum Gidds isn't mad at YOU for telling me!

 

[Gidds]

Eek!! Sorry Gidds! *Rat scampering away.....*

Get back here! My little friend wants to "meet you"