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wetrat
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Gidds:
Nooooo!!!!! Not the big squeeze!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *rat on hind legs begging for mercy*
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Nooooo!!!!! Not the big squeeze!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *rat on hind legs begging for mercy*
Gidds
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I ca't hear you what? *holding rat by the tail, about to toss him in the pit*
OP
wetrat
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Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeez Gidds!!!!!!!!! I'll do anything................. I'M SORRY! I'M SORRY! I'M SORRY! I'M SORRY! *treading air*
Gidds
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Sorry what's that? I don't hear so well. *shakes rat to get snake all excited*
OP
wetrat
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I'M SO SO SO SORRY................! Please put me down!!!!!!!!!! I'll stop stealing your cheese whiz!!
Gidds
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*holding rat by tail lifts him up to eye level right as snake was going to strike*
will you behave if I let you go?
will you behave if I let you go?
OP
wetrat
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Yes ma'am. Promise!!! I'll even show you where I squirreled away all your shiny dangly earings and stuff!!!!
Gidds
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Is THAT where my poison ring went? 
If I put you down you will not run around on my keyboard anymore. Additionally if there is anymore references to me liking doubles and long hoses on a man I will give you the standard rat treatment:
pick rat up by tail
insert in plastic shopping bag head first
biff rat of counter to break neck
insert rat in freezer for future use
Am I making myself clear?
If I put you down you will not run around on my keyboard anymore. Additionally if there is anymore references to me liking doubles and long hoses on a man I will give you the standard rat treatment:pick rat up by tail
insert in plastic shopping bag head first
biff rat of counter to break neck
insert rat in freezer for future use
Am I making myself clear?
Wetrat, you must do what she says...
OP
wetrat
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Gidds:
Crystal! I will even write "nice" limericks about you!!
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