Gidds
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*puts rat down* out of my sight!
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That's a good boy.... *stroking wetrat's little head*
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wetrat
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*stops to get head scratched, then scampers* I'll go get your poison ring right now Gidds!
Wayward Son
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Oh, the humanity!
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wetrat
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Merciful Gidds she's my friend
I'll defend her to the bitter end!
This thing with Tony
Just a buncha baloney
I'm her rat now, at least I pretend
I'll defend her to the bitter end!
This thing with Tony
Just a buncha baloney
I'm her rat now, at least I pretend
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wetrat
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Wayward Son:
heh, heh this ol' rat needs a nap!
:evil:
I'm actually doing this against my better judgement (which is shaky under the best of circumstances). If this goes bad, please realize that Fish Whisperer (and his post about pick up lines) is to blame.
A Dirty Old Man in Salt Lake,
At the Mermaid a second look did take.
He couldn't help the leer,
As she was slinging her beer,
And he cursed that her clothes were opaque.
A Dirty Old Man in Salt Lake,
At the Mermaid a second look did take.
He couldn't help the leer,
As she was slinging her beer,
And he cursed that her clothes were opaque.
Wetrat's gone diving today
Couldn't snooze long in the hay
She asked for a pic
Rick obliged with a click
and Gidds is hot on the trail of her prey.
Couldn't snooze long in the hay
She asked for a pic
Rick obliged with a click
and Gidds is hot on the trail of her prey.
Does this qualify as compulsive/obsessive behavior?
Or maybe anal/retentive symptoms?
Why am I doing this?
Gidds probably doesn't mean to frighten,
But my sphicters she certainly does tighten.
But pity the Rat,
Threatened with a bat,
I think his bowels may lighten.
<shudder>
I shouldn't be doing this in public. I shouldn't be doing it at all....
<frightened look>
Or maybe anal/retentive symptoms?
Why am I doing this?
Gidds probably doesn't mean to frighten,
But my sphicters she certainly does tighten.
But pity the Rat,
Threatened with a bat,
I think his bowels may lighten.
<shudder>
I shouldn't be doing this in public. I shouldn't be doing it at all....
<frightened look>
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