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wetrat
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Nice ones star, ocean and Kevfin! Thank you. Hey Ocean - looks like the muse has struck! Three in one post!
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There once was a scubaboard gathering in Venice
The vis was so bad it did preventus
from diving the bottom beneath
We divers strong and true found ZERO teeth
Then exclaimed a young lass from the beach this tooth is not from the dentist!
The vis was so bad it did preventus
from diving the bottom beneath
We divers strong and true found ZERO teeth
Then exclaimed a young lass from the beach this tooth is not from the dentist!
In Florida on a wreck named aquazoo there is a moray named Baby
when divers approach she with a pointed tooth grin say "Free food for me maybe?"
A look to the left and you'll spot three gliding rays
A behemouth grouper spotted you'll shout great praise
This fun dive is easy for all, unless you are an unskilled crybaby.
when divers approach she with a pointed tooth grin say "Free food for me maybe?"
A look to the left and you'll spot three gliding rays
A behemouth grouper spotted you'll shout great praise
This fun dive is easy for all, unless you are an unskilled crybaby.
Fish_Whisperer
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Fantastic stuff!!
MSilvia
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On dive two, after breaking for tea,
a large manta ray jumped from the sea.
"Is that common?", I asked,
of the divemaster lass,
but she missed it... it breached just for me.
a large manta ray jumped from the sea.
"Is that common?", I asked,
of the divemaster lass,
but she missed it... it breached just for me.
Fish_Whisperer
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Ol' James Bond ne'er dove 'round here,
Where my buddies and I live on cigs 'n' beer
But the boat it did sink
And we all hit the drink
So we lassoed a shark and I steered!
Where my buddies and I live on cigs 'n' beer
But the boat it did sink
And we all hit the drink
So we lassoed a shark and I steered!
Oh, too much to bear! I can't live up to this competition...
H2Andy
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diver jones loved to dive in the ice
below zero would suit him just nice
he had one regret
in that he did forget
to bring down his Bacardi and Spice
below zero would suit him just nice
he had one regret
in that he did forget
to bring down his Bacardi and Spice
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wetrat
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MSilvia:
And he's back!!
wetrat:And he's back!!
And he's awesome too! Reels them off like a true Irishman is his cups.
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