Scuba Limericks

[wetrat]

A wiley young diver named Sid
Decided to snog with a squid
He tickled her tentacles
And pickled her ventacles
She then bore an eight-legged kid!

 

[Fish_Whisperer]

Andy, Rat, and RHMama, those are brilliant!! LOL!

 

[wetrat]

You are tearin' the place up Fish!! It's getting harder and harder!! Andy and RHMama are on a new level - ack!!! The pressure!!!

 

[wetrat]

Ode to Kelphelper, on my 1000th post...

At OCDiving.com, she's the queen bee
It's a big job, that she must oversee
If you saw her at work you’d say she was serious
She works into the night, until she’s delirious!
But I know a secret, just between you and me
She giggles while diving under the sea

 

[TheRedHead]

There was a young diver named Wetrat
who entertains us so graciously and on top of that
for his 1000th post
we offer a toast
And to him we tip our collective hat...

 

[OCdiving Deb]

Here is my first feeble attempt at a limerick... but I'm inspired to practice!!

There was a diver named Deb
Who giggled underwater as he said.
She was fully impressed
With wetrat's talented jest
And his 1000th post on the web!

 

[wetrat]

Nice ones ladies! And thank you to you both. Kelphelper, now that we know you can do it, the pressure is on!!!

John

 

[seastarr2]

first attempt...

on vacation he dives once or twice
in beautiful clear water, its nice
a certified warm water wimp
in a shortie he’s surely a pimp
does he get the ladies? no dice!

 

[my1ocean]

While turning the boat toward the reef,
a chatty bloke would give no relief.
Told me all the stories
of his diving glories
while blowing onion breath through his teeth!

So I pokes the reg in his mouth.
I says "Get in and start swimming south!"
And soon he should find
a hammerhead shark friend of mine
with a taste for onions and blabbermouth!

As he swam away, I stood numb.
From below I could still hear the bumb!
My shark friend couldn't take it either
so he fled from the crazy air breather.
For the ride home I plugged my ears with my thumbs.

 

[Kevfin]

These divers write not in iambic pentameter
Their poetry is much sweeter
From their minds they spew
Witty lyrical goo
Whilst I post as a board greeter…