Fish_Whisperer
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LMAO!! Boy, I just HATE it when that happens! (And hey: Quit following me around on my dive trips!) ROFL!
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kent_1848
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Flying to Costa Rica was cheap.
So the 8 of us all bought a seat.
And when we got there,
We forgot all our cares,
And got drunk that night on the beach.
So the 8 of us all bought a seat.
And when we got there,
We forgot all our cares,
And got drunk that night on the beach.
kent_1848
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The next morning I awoke with a start.
My head pounding with each beat of my heart.
But it was music to my ears,
And erased all my fears,
When the dive boat was late to depart.
My head pounding with each beat of my heart.
But it was music to my ears,
And erased all my fears,
When the dive boat was late to depart.
There was a young man from Manilla
who needed some dough for a filla
He held up the bank
for some air in his tank
and his dive that day was a thrilla!
who needed some dough for a filla
He held up the bank
for some air in his tank
and his dive that day was a thrilla!
kent_1848
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The first dive site was Allyson's Reef
It was deep so it was to be brief.
I put on my BC
Backrolled off the "Deep Sea"
And waited for instructions from Leif
It was deep so it was to be brief.
I put on my BC
Backrolled off the "Deep Sea"
And waited for instructions from Leif
Fish_Whisperer
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On the tropical isle of Mu-Hooble,
The dive leader there was a poodle
Who screamed and he cried
And almost died
Because he could not shout, "Cock-a-doodle!"
The dive leader there was a poodle
Who screamed and he cried
And almost died
Because he could not shout, "Cock-a-doodle!"
The diving dude with a beanie
feared he'd look like a weenie,
his neck would form buttocks,
not look like those cool jocks,
That Redhat, she sure is a meanie!
feared he'd look like a weenie,
his neck would form buttocks,
not look like those cool jocks,
That Redhat, she sure is a meanie!
H2Andy
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redhatmama:
The Sick Diver
His wife begged him to snog her
for his plan to dive ill did bug her
he dove anyway
and i'm sorry to say
his ears wouldn't clear with an auger
(snog: to cuddle, to lie side by side
http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=snog)
(folks, remember, our board is PG-13... anything racy outside
the SIngles Forum will be subject to closer scrutiny and may
be deleted)
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I almost had one, but yours is much better, Andy!
I almost had one, but yours is much better, Andy!
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wetrat
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Nice Andy!
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