Scuba Limericks

[TheRedHead]

Fish clearly has a touch of Irish in him to spin the limerick in perfect form!

 

[Fish_Whisperer]

Fish clearly has a touch of Irish in him to spin the limerick in perfect form!

Oh... Just a tad. :14: LOL:10:

 

[Vtdiver2]

Wilma, she blew, so it seems
But she sure wasn't anyone's wet dream
She sat on our face
And smashed up the place
But thank god she held off on the cream.


(ducking and running away)

BRAVO, < standing ovation> BRAVO!!!!!
That was inspired!
C-Dawg

 

[TheRedHead]

There was a young lass from Gibraltar
Who went diving with only a halter
The captain did stare
For her bottom was bare
But her resolve to show all didn't falter!

 

[Fish_Whisperer]

Oh god... That's great, RHM! Adds new meaning to "bottom time." LMAO

 

[TheRedHead]

There was a young man from Nantucket
While diving in far away Phuket
And clutching his fin
He so bashed his shin
The shorty's to blame so he'll chuck it.

 

[Kevfin]

Wilma, she blew, so it seems
But she sure wasn't anyone's wet dream
She sat on our face
And smashed up the place
But thank god she held off on the cream.


(ducking and running away)

:lol: Here I was worrying that I was pushing the limits of provocative posts… This is great work.

You all inspire me… I need a drink…

 

[Fish_Whisperer]

 

[Fish_Whisperer]

Two Irish blokes walked out of a bar
But wait! The tale's stranger by far!
Though hard to believe
Their wives were relieved
That they came home with the vicar's car.

 

[Kevfin]

There once was a diver from Blaine
From strippers he couldn&#8217;t refrain
Many shows he&#8217;d watch before each dive
From depth he&#8217;d barely come out alive
Because he had less blood to his brain