Scuba Limericks

[wetrat]

A diver once used up all his air
His buddy even offered a regulator spare
When off to the surface he went
Holding his breath without vent
He blew apart beyond repair.

 

[Kevfin]

Wrapped in kelp on the sea floor
Water in his lungs did pour
Gurgle gurgle gasp
The regulator left his grasp
He would be no more


... wow, kind of morbid... this stuff just comes to me.

 

[Kevfin]

There once was a diver named Wade
Who wanted to have a mermaid
Living in Mom’s basement at 42
Fantasy was all he knew
No chance in hell he’d ever get laid

 

[mermaid8773]

Love it!!!!! too funny.

Here I sit drinking a beer
Red Stripe of Jamaica I fear.
For I will then have to nap
'Cause my energy's sapped.
So thank God the cooler's right here!

 

[OE2X]

A diver loved to buddy with a harbor seal.
In his light beam it would catch it’s meal
When out of the dark
Came a six gill shark
Of tasting the diver, he said, “It’s a lot like veal”.

 

[Kevfin]

‘Tis the season to Deck the Halls
Dave wanted to dive, not hit the malls
But, alas, his wife told him “NO”
“You’re a dead man if you go”
He was whipped, she had him by the… neck

 

[mermaid8773]

‘Tis the season to Deck the Halls
Dave wanted to dive, not hit the malls
But, alas, his wife told him “NO”
“You’re a dead man if you go”
He was whipped, she had him by the… neck

Brilliant!!!!!!!!! Love it!

Big Hugs~

Alix

 

[wetrat]

‘Tis the season to Deck the Halls
Dave wanted to dive, not hit the malls
But, alas, his wife told him “NO”
“You’re a dead man if you go”
He was whipped, she had him by the… neck

Sweet! One of your best Kevfin

 

[Fish_Whisperer]

Kev, that's friggin' awesome!!

Okay... In the spirit of dark humor:

A rakish young diver named Fred
Filled up his BC with bread
Down in the dark
He encountered a shark
And they've yet to locate his head.

 

[Fish_Whisperer]

Jamie was a sweetheart
With her dive team she always took part
But for lunch had burritos
And a couple of taquitos
And she filled up her wetsuit with farts.

ba-dum-PSH!