Scuba Limericks

[Vtdiver2]

A stroke named Bartholomew lived here
He consumed lots of whiskey and beer
His gear he would rent
'til he once got so bent
That he now resembles a sphere

Dude, you're having WAY too much fun with this!!!:10:
C-Dawg

 

[my1ocean]

Diving is always at hand!
Any spare moment to escape from the land!
Throw the gear in the trunk,
All other duties are sunk,
sea life's always pretty and grand!!

 

[my1ocean]

If I could only make yousea
what the ocean has given to me.
You'd profess me a king,
without treasure or things.
My riches are all in the see,

 

[DeputyDan]

"I wanted to dive on the Hooker,
cause I'd heard she was quite the looker.
Searched till ten psi,
but no luck had I-
you musta got there first and took her."

-the Diver who needs some luvin.

 

[OE2X]

Some wonderful prose!

There once was a diver from Puget Sound.
Giant Pacific Octopus he loved to hound.
The dive got rather grim
When eight arms wrapped around him.
Alas he died hugged and bound.

 

[wetrat]

Just tryin' to keep up here, lol....


An amorous young diver named Alexus
Loved diving the mud holes in Texas
She said with a grin
It softens my skin
And it's almost as fun as sex is

 

[wetrat]

There once was a diver named Dave
Who lived with his gear in a cave
He would have a spouse
Or even a house
But think of the money he'll save!

 

[wetrat]

In keeping with Kevfin's theme:

There once was a diver named Larry
Who dove with inflatable Mary
On his tank she would ride
To great depths they would glide
A BC would be quite contrary!

 

[OE2X]

A diver once used up all his air
His buddy even offered a regulator spare
When off to the surface he went
Holding his breath without vent
He blew apart beyond repair.

 

[wetrat]

If I could only make yousea
what the ocean has given to me.
You'd profess me a king,
without treasure or things.
My riches are all in the see,

That's different! I like it!