Scuba Limericks

[H2Andy]

hmmmm.....

there once was a diver named Monica
who very much loved gin-and-tonica
she failed to hydrate
until it was too late
and then she was quite nause-uttica

 

[Fish_Whisperer]

There was a rascally diver named Gregg
Who for breakfast had chorizo and egg
He went for a dive
Barely came out alive
And blew serious chunks through his reg

 

[H2Andy]

nice!

 

[wetrat]

Nice job guys - this thread is rollin' now!

 

[Kevfin]

There was a rascally diver named Gregg
Who for breakfast had chorizo and egg
He went for a dive
Barely came out alive
And blew serious chunks through his reg

Yummy...

Ok, sick, but funny...

 

[Kevfin]

.008 leagues under the sea
deeper than that isn’t for me
Aqua Lung’s regulator
two hoses, no less or greater
my rig is from 1953

 

[Kevfin]

As a result of Fish_Whisperers masterpiece:

Mary had a little lamb
A little beef, a little ham
Deep she dove down
The food came back around
She was in a baaa baaa baaad jam

 

[Fish_Whisperer]

ROFL!! Nice!

 

[mermaid8773]

There was a rascally diver named Gregg
Who for breakfast had chorizo and egg
He went for a dive
Barely came out alive
And blew serious chunks through his reg

That is soooo wrong!

I love it!@!!#$@

Gotta go to work....bartending today.

Alix works in a bar in Cane Bay
on a beach, in the sand everyday!
Hopes to make lots of tips
But not from people's lips...
Those ones just cause me dismay!

See...'cause...it's hard to pay the bills with verbal tips, see, 'cause...oh hell, nevermind. I need a beer before I start writing poetry!

When in St. Croix, visit Spratnet Beach Bar on the lovely Cane Bay Beach!!!!!

Big Hugs~

Alix

 

[Fish_Whisperer]

A stroke named Bartholomew lived here
He consumed lots of whiskey and beer
His gear he would rent
'til he once got so bent
That he now resembles a sphere