Scuba Limericks

[Fish_Whisperer]

LOL, Andy!

His dive-widow hunted him down
While yet stumbling over her gown
Approaching the dock
She picked up a rock
And that's how our spearfisher drowned.

 

[Fish_Whisperer]

Little Johnny saw some dynamite
He couldn't understand it quite
Curiosity never pays
Johnny fed the fish for seven days.

 

[Kevfin]

At night she’s the perfect friend
Soft and pliable from end to end
But for diving she’ll never do
positively buoyant through and through
and a tear in vinyl is hard to mend

 

[wetrat]

There once was a man from Tennessee
Who shouted at birds and lived in a tree
He tired of that and had quite a notion
Now he whispers to fish and lives in the ocean!

 

[wetrat]

At night she’s the perfect friend
Soft and pliable from end to end
But for diving she’ll never do
positively buoyant through and through
and a tear in vinyl is hard to mend

:yelclap: hilarious!

 

[wetrat]

There once was a man who whispered to fish
Coaxed them onto a spear and then onto a dish
He said with a grin as he licked his plate
"Diving at seven and dinner at eight!"

 

[wetrat]

Some are poetic
some are pathetic.
it don't matter
as we're just ScubaBoarders

So true!

 

[Fish_Whisperer]

There once was a man from Tennessee
Who shouted at birds and lived in a tree
He tired of that and had quite a notion
Now he whispers to fish and lives in the ocean!

LOL! I love it! Thank you! (Actually, there's some truth to this, too. Check out the following link: http://www.newtribe.com/catalog/index.php?cPath=35 This is my other hobby.)

 

[wetrat]

LOL! I love it! Thank you! (Actually, there's some truth to this, too. Check out the following link: http://www.newtribe.com/catalog/index.php?cPath=35 This is my other hobby.)

Woah! Now that's freaky... Had no idea!! :icoeek:

 

[Fish_Whisperer]

botched attempt... Nevermind. Sheesh...