Scuba Limericks

[mermaid8773]

The lobster on St. Croix taste great,
The #1 food for a date.
My guy said he would buy,
And by the look in his eye,
He was shocked to see 2 on my plate!

 

[Randy43068]

there once was a diver who swam with his hands
to the water with tank in it's bands he took
with one look the dir folk said no-no you'll end in the sand

the best I can to at the moment...

 

[Vtdiver2]

:d

 

[Vtdiver2]

Apologies in advance, but I have some sort of writer's block that won't let me write limerics suitable for polite company.

Warhammer likes all things marine
though his most well-know dive was obscene.
Seems he needed to toot
so he whipped off his suit
and the ocean became his latrine.

It was scarier than halloween
and it made us all turn sickly green.
The cloud from his bum
drew the fish in like chum
but his buddies all fled from the scene.

:lol: :rofl: :lol3:
C-Dawg

 

[Randy43068]

The lobster on St. Croix taste great,
The #1 food for a date.
My guy said he would buy,
And by the look in his eye,
He was shocked to see 2 on my plate!

:14:

 

[Vtdiver2]

There once was a ship called the Spiegel
As wrecks go, they say she's quite regal
But for the lack of a map,
Around the outside we do laps
'Cause the dive shops say the problem is legal.

I'm still looking for deckplans for the Spiegel. Help!
http://www.scubaboard.com/showthread.php?t=116830
C-Dawg

 

[my1ocean]

Awash was my student's mask
as I gave him the clearing task.
He snorted a snort
then swallowed a quart
but fianlly cleared it at last.

 

[Fish_Whisperer]

There once was a student so cool
Who was doing his dives in a pool
He spat out his reg
Then began to beg
For a tank-valve-opening tool..

"blub glub blurrrrrgh!!"

 

[my1ocean]

I shaved this morning with a razorfish.
then I watched a catfish chase a parrotfish!
I know it's a whale of a story,
but the porpoise is not for the glory,
It's just for the Angels and Ladyfish!

 

[Fish_Whisperer]

Oh man... That's brilliant, my1ocean!